most stuff youve ever lifted in one run

[superflysuperwhite]

i have to steal my lunch bcause i wind up eating the lunch my mom makes because im alwasys stoned

the lines are too fucking big and the food is way over priced

[ecko]

It would be like impossible to steal food from my school. The lunch ladys like observe your tray, and make sure it's your picture.

[Palm3R]

It would be like impossible to steal food from my school. The lunch ladys like observe your tray, and make sure it's your picture.

dude! what!?
that's retarded...
eh well... I used to get my lunch for free...

[superflysuperwhite]

hahahahahaha what?

dude we just put shit in our pockets, with the teachers right there and shit its so fucking easy

[louied777]

I myself haven't stolen but my cousins are really skilled in the art of mass DVD and Video game theft. I was with them in wal-mart and in one run, my youngest cousin took 4 games and 11 DVDs, and his brother took 2 games and 6 DVDs. It was fucking nuts. It looked easy, but not up my creek. All together from Wal-mart, they say they took over 30 games and 80 DVDs.

[TotalAnarchyUK]

There is big difference from what they say to what they have done.

[Sionyx]

Most I have stolen in one run with with 2 friends. We stole a good 8-11 grand, between all 3 of us, worth of electronics (mostly computer hardware and ipods/mp3 players) from an asshole that used to call security/police whenever he saw me and my friends outside his strip-mall either hanging out or bmxing/boarding.

God I love morons that forget to get an alarm system that covers every entrance to their shop.

[wolfeeboy9]

me and my friend went to the discount store down the street once and stole three survival kits, 7 cans of sterno, a few lighters from right next to the register we paid for our snickers at, and my bud stuffed an axe in his pants.

[Palm3R]

I took a really cool looking hatchet from some losers that thought they were in some gang, and they always went out in the woods, and were dumb enough to keep some of their stuff out there when they all left...
dumbasses...

[Temptation]

I get free lunch! =D

It was cause my dad was unemployed, and once he got a job, they never added it, so they still think he doesn't have a job. =D

Rofl thats the way to do it, all I do is go to allcarte with someone and grab some food and stand behind them, they take it off that persons bill or don't even see me ahaha, no need to mastermind the lunch clerks =P