groundhogs

[lvmonkey24]

I have a problem with ground hogs and would like to know if any one has any ideas of getting rid of the little bastards without blowing up the hole yard. It has to be able to be shouved into the grounghog hole it self. Thanks for any smart and very useable ideas.

[Topher D.]

make a potassium nitrate smoke bomb and smoke the fuckers out...

[lvmonkey24]

how? I am not to good with the chem tingh and would like to know to do someting that is not going to get me or someone else killed.

[Topher D.]

just google potassium nitrate smoke bomb, or look on wiki.. im pretty sure they have the recipe there.. idk, if u really wanna get rid of those fuckers tho.. make a dry ice bomb or some other pressure bomb, and shake it up reallly good and chuck it in there hole... or napalm them... make a nice pool of napalm in the hole, and light it.. it should burn for quite sometime, and the gas produced might be toxic to the little critters...

[lvmonkey24]

You do know that ground hogs always have an aternate route of escape? I want something that is going to kill the little shit as soon as it goes off.

[lvmonkey24]

procussion maybe or something along that line.

[Topher D.]

ooh.. okay, something that'll kill em on contact... personally i always used a .22 to get rid of em.. but u want something to get rid of alll of em.. okay, make some napalm, put it at all of the holes you can find except one... then you need to make some chlorine gas by mixing amonia and bleach.. pour a whole bunch of the mixture in the hole then cover it.. now the bitches are trapped, and u can sit back with a beer..

[lvmonkey24]

ummmmm. Napalm? Not to good with the chem stuff like I said before. How do I make it. Please forgive the stupidty.....

[Topher D.]

just get a bowl (glass) and fill it with glass.. then get a whole bunch of styrofoam and dissolve it in the gas.. the gloopy stuff is napalm.. very ignitable.. very hard to put out

[lvmonkey24]

thank you. May be I will try that. If I don't burn down the naborhood I'll let you know. lol