break-up lines

[V for vermicelli]

I fucked your mother
Your vagina is disgusting
I'd rather have gay sex than look at you
You're fat

[hdeuce]

goodbye ..... slut

[Cadaver Dog]

I have the clap.
I bet I could fit my head in your cooch.
I'm going to kill the shit out of you if you don't leave me the fuck alone.

Usually make them breakup with me, I don't dump chicks usually.

[pissed_drunk666]

I have the clap.
I bet I could fit my head in your cooch.
I'm going to kill the shit out of you if you don't leave me the fuck alone.

Usually make them breakup with me, I don't dump chicks usually.

fuck
you go balls out

[ravenscar]

im sorry, your trap has a tranny cock
IM TIRED OF EATING ROTTEN SNACH
them any good?

[punkassbitch]

damn
I heard
"I just wanna be single and not date right now"
or
"I dont think it seems to work out like it would before"

Oh I've gotten the "I just wanna be single right now" BS too.
Quite a few times actually.

The worst I've given is "you don't smoke, so I don't think this is a good idea."

[CriminalAnarchist]

im sorry, your trap has a tranny cock
IM TIRED OF EATING ROTTEN SNACH
them any good?

i'm sure that works just fine lol

[Wolkkkk]

You still here?

[CriminalAnarchist]

that ones a classic

[rancrawl]

"You suck dick worse than my uncle"
"i've decided to spend time with myself & your bestfriend"
"Your mother goes anal"
"You don't do drugs"
"Look im tired of sticking my mouth where my bestfriend stuck his."

the other classic.

"I've got 24 hours to live & i don't want to spend it with you."