Sodium chlorate weedkiller revolution

[V for vermicelli]

I live in england and enjoy pyrotechnics and orchestral music. Percussion instruments are my speciality!

So browsing through rocket related crap i discovered the existance of sodium chlorate. Here in the UK they sell it at 53% sodium chlorate mixed with fire depressants (damn CTs)

I went to B&Q and picked up some deadfast sodium chlorate weedkiller, braught it home and made loads of failure rockets with sugar and chlorate, pretty much exhausted my fun with that shit after cremating a dead fish across my whole garden, which fucking stunk.

FUN PART: The sodium chlorate is in large-ish lumps but the fire depressants are a fine powder SO i got a sieve - or however the fuck you spell it - sieved the chlorate out and whizzed it to a fine powder in an electric coffee grinder.

Mixed with icing sugar , well the only way i can describe it is WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. Well it burns pretty fast

Mission kill the fruit:
1 avucado pear (old and rotten)
1 pen filled about 3/4 with the fine chlorate+sugar mix, not packed
fuse made by soaking string in chlorate + sugar

JAM FUSE IN PEN BOMB, JAM PEN BOMB IN AVUCADO, LIGHT, RUN DUCK + COVER

I have never heard an explosion before but wow it hurt my ears! The pear pretty much ripped into 3 large rotten chunks of skin and the soft insides splattered across my testing area! pieces of pen were jammed into the mud!

Well it was pretty damn awesome so i did it again and it was cool!

Hopefully anybody that didn't know this can go down to their sheds RIGHT NOW and make some pipe b- firecrackers

[Maggotsfriend]

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