Burglar's Tools

[g0disd34d]

Wouldn't you need an alibi?( Correct spelling or no?)

[duckiemonster]

an alibi is only as good as the person who verifies it for the cops...plus, if you did the job right, then you wouldnt need an alibi b/c u wouldnt get caught

[alex_m99]

to get over the problem of making noise, how about bringing a portable stereo or television and playing it just loud enough to cover your sounds?
if the neighbours, hopefully not knowing that the family is out will think that they have a window open and or their radio/tv up too loud
this will excuse any unecessary noise made in the house
and about discuises, why not change your appearnace after the job, e.g. hair style/colour? shave? get a tan? etc

[ilovetorobpeople]

Personally i do not know lockpicking, but spraying frion into a lock and going with a drill (or chisel if you need to be more silent) works every time no matter how complicated the lock is.

[hdeuce]

Personally i do not know lockpicking, but spraying frion into a lock and going with a drill (or chisel if you need to be more silent) works every time no matter how complicated the lock is.

no it doesnt, you are wrong. It may break the mechanism everytime but doesnt open the door everytime. sometimes it renders the key completely useless, and now you still have a locked door. I hat idiots who dont know what they are talking about

[ilovetorobpeople]

no it doesnt, you are wrong. It may break the mechanism everytime but doesnt open the door everytime. sometimes it renders the key completely useless, and now you still have a locked door. I hat idiots who dont know what they are talking about

okay douchebag let me specify, it's worked every time I've done it, but you can go ahead and 'hat' me all you want

[hdeuce]

okay douchebag let me specify, it's worked every time I've done it, but you can go ahead and 'hat' me all you want

lol bomb on me for my typo lol. You've never done it liar. So dont try to act like you know what your talking about, where did you get the freon? how did you spray it in the lock? What was the door to? How long did it take before the cops showed up ? are you faster than a police cruiser? are you a nigger? Answer these questions and i may stop hating you for being a retard but prolly not.

[ilovetorobpeople]

You can get freon at any place that sells AC units and in some cases at hardware stores (although i use my uncle's AC shop), if its an in knob lock which is the only times i've ever done it you simply spray it then tap, spray then tap, do so until you've pretty much knocked out the entire cylinder and the door should open as easy as fucking pie
albeit this only works with homes, and i only do it if it's an in knob lock, but i'd imagine with some ingenuity you ould apply it to other locks
no i'm not a nigger
no the police don't show up because i'm not some idiot who doesn't check for an alarm system first
and no i can't outrun a police cruiser

[hdeuce]

I sitll hate you. And you are a nigger.

[ilovetorobpeople]

so does this mean i don't get a hat?