School Fights!!!

[tunerkid18]

So....since i havent seen one...FIGHTS...whos got stories?
post em here cuz i wanna hear em. or better, if you hate someone and you've done something diabolical to that person. lets hear what you did.
the worst thing ive done was catch this kid fuckin with my girl. me and a few of my buddies swirlied him and dumped his ass in a dumpster. as if the toilet wasnt enough. then i beat the shit out of him. was gonna curb stomp him but the SRO showed up so i ran.

[deathlord888]

there was a fight in my wieght training class a couple times
best one was this kid points in the mirror says thats a nice ass the other kid runs of suckers him they fight
then after the guy who started it thought he was talking about him not the girl behind him lol

[Imperium]

So....since i havent seen one...FIGHTS...whos got stories?
post em here cuz i wanna hear em. or better, if you hate someone and you've done something diabolical to that person. lets hear what you did.
the worst thing ive done was catch this kid fuckin with my girl. me and a few of my buddies swirlied him and dumped his ass in a dumpster. as if the toilet wasnt enough. then i beat the shit out of him. was gonna curb stomp him but the SRO showed up so i ran.

sure you did.

[tunerkid18]

sure you did.

yea cuz you were there...shut up

[Ghostfacekiller]

I knocked some kid out once. he put gum on my wall. so he came over the next day, as soon as he walked in the door WHAM out. put his ass out on the porch. he woke up and got back on his gay scooter crying. I wont ever forget the image of him crying trying to start the thing and it just wouldnt start so he was crying harder. Had it all on video but someone stole the camera it was on.

[superflysuperwhite]

this isnt really technically a fight but kind of is.

so me and my buddies were all across the street from school blazeing and this Jamacin kid came over. now he's in my study hall and him and this kid had a boxing match with my friend's and mines glove. i brought mine in again so i could box the kid later in the day. so i take them out to joke with the kid, but aparently he thought i was serious and just started throwing punches like he was fighting for his life. he got my in the eyebrow and opened it, right on the scar i already had from there. he stoped and i told him to "just fucking leave" so he did. i waited a while and then went into school to look for him, i finally found him sittng in the library next to my freind. i walked in just as the librarian was leaveing. I stood next to him, and then just started beating the shit out of him. he grabed my arms and started calling for the teacher, so i reared my head back and headbutted him... while i still had the open cut on my eyebrow. he got up and left and i just took his seat.

then on monday he cam up to me and was like, "dude man, my heads still all bumpy and shit."

well thats what you get dumbass

[marcraft]

electrical engineering class , a guy whod been giving me shit for a whyle fucked a Mac 10 Lower reciever i was working on for a week up with an arc welder and made a big show of laughing at me when i went to get it. so about 20 minutes later a grabbed a 8 inch section of 1 inch thick aluminum rod and bashed him in the base of the neck with it from behind, grabbed him as he was falling and started choking him out , prob woulda killed him if one of his friends didnt kick me in the back, well after i recovered from the shock of getting stomp kicked in the spine i kicked his legs out from under him threw myself on top of him and started punching him in the face, which lasted till the metals teachers (we have 3)grabbed me from behind and held me back. 3 week suspension for that, my school has a meth epidemic so i dont get in as much trouble as i should.

[oros]

dude, i should have killed the guy and dumped him in different dumpsters at the same time (that's right, one arm in on dumpster, a head in the other and so on) if i caught someone screwing my GF. ok, perhaps not that drastic but you get the point.

[dthncrnge]

I kind of got expelled for this one (kind of because it was my 6th suspension and the reason why the fight happened.)

Im chilling up in the weight room minding my own business, when I see a "friend" of mine come in. Im pretty much always packing some shit and at the moment I had my 9 Mm glock. So I show it to my "friend" and he calls the police. I had a hell of a lot of talking to do to not get any charges. The next day, the kid walks up into my classroom and looks at me, and then laughs. At that point, I got up in his face and tore the hell up out of him in front of about 20 kids. Game over. For both of us.

[numerator-91]

Why do people allow these threads to live?
the only two here that I would ever believe are superfly and deathlord.