The Classics

[a2thae]

I work at a pool, and it is a BITCH when someone shits in it. So just shovel a shitload of shit in there and watch the employees get pissed beyond belief. Another possibility is to sneak into the room with p.h. control, turn off the CO2 tank near it and watch the gauges go all crazy.

You could always piss in the pool with a mask and the lifeguard watching you, then push him/her in your piss-area if they say shit.

[ikill]

go to the wallmart(its a scary place i know) and buy some bulk gelatin powder(like 10-15 big ass buckets i know they sell them ive bought 3 or 4 i forget but i filled a hot tub with it), get a few friends and a truck, go to the pool at night at dump all of it in... depending on the size of the pool it should work, unless its like a HUGE olympic size pool

ps... http://www.aboututila.com/AccomInfo/...mming-Pool.jpg <-- a pool this size is doable

http://malvern.whub.org.uk/home/mhc-...ing-pool-2.jpg <---- that takes a shit tonne of gelatin

[AssRot]

OMG hahahaha, thats perfect! A Jello pool! Now that is ace lol. Of course they would look up who payed for a metric fuckton of powder recently... still a good idea

[CHEETZzz]

[QUOTE=AssRot;161728]..they would look up who payed for a metric fuckton of powder recently.../QUOTE]

lmfao
metric fuckton

i wanna do this jello thing for myself
and eat it
not all of it, that's impossible
but still
it'd be fun
and probably staining

[clyde.morris0217]

you could always put magnesium in the water. As said, you'd get caught easily because you'd have to buy it in bulk. But walmart sells little fire starting packages with it, and they're really easy to steal (the ol' "put it in your pocket, go to the bathroom, open it, ditch the packaging, and walk out")

I have like 10 packs of them from just the last 4 months. I seriously steal one everytime I go there. And that's why I love walmart...always!

[numerator-91]

or you can order a 75 foot roll off ebay for like $15

[clyde.morris0217]

or you can order a 75 foot roll off ebay for like $15

ahhh, of course! ebay....but there is still a record of your purchase, but that's better than buy or stealing from walmart

[numerator-91]

i love ebay, it's where i buy all my chemical supplies, being in australia we need licences to out-right buy certain things. the horse and machinery co-op has some good stuff though

[frankenstein]

Sam you gotta go with sam it will take less than a bucket its the super absorbent material they put in dippers it will take up all the water and make a huge mess. i used to work at a dipper factory and it took less than a spoon full of it to completely in gulf a large glass of water. i still have a little bag of it but i did a google search and im not sure were you can get it except buy shit loads of dippers and drain them. it will make a big mess thou

[mechem]

go to the water pump and stick some sodium in there! empty it first if you can so then the waters outta the pump. Next time its used, HELLO