Originally Posted by Phoenix Fire
Ok well.
I was on a mushroom trip the night before this, keep that in mind.
I go up to the corner store, and I see Itsa, (which is kinda funny, cause I'm not quite sure what she looks like), buying a pack of cigs, so I knock her out. Then I see Newmy pull up in his beat up primer covered porsche, so I'm like, hey. Newmy gives good hugs. around then Mike pulls up to the gas pumps on his 10 speed bike, looking blatantly gay, and Kasnia, who is standing on the stores roof at the time, shoots him with a pellet rifle.
So, Kasnia flys down to me and Newmy, Mikes on the ground crying, and Itsa is still out cold. So were chillin in front of the store, when a dinosaur walks up being ridden by Gunmetal, looking his usual cromagnum self. Turok dude morphs out of the bushes and kills him, and his dinosaur, with a killer bow. I'm like, "Hey turoke dude! can I have that bow?!" And he's like "Yes", and I'm like "Sweet", so now I have a killer bow. So, Newmy, Kasnia, and Myself, walk over and kick the shit out of Mike, for being a little bitch. Then all of us, (except Itsa, who is still out cold) start walking towards my uncles old cotton mill. We walk through the mill back to the bamboo forest, where we meet Itsa, and some really tall guys with beards. And the tall guys are like "We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.We are now the Knights who say ”eki-eki-eki-eki-ptang-zoom-boing znourrwringm." So were al like "Fuck you too!" and they're like "Maybe later" and we keep walking. Then it gets all fuzzy. Now were at Broadway Lake, sitting on the sea wall, when all of a sudden, Kasnia is like "lets get nekid" and every ones like "sweet" and we get nekid. Newmy has a vagina. So were skinny dipping, Kasnia and Itsa are making out, as are Mike and Newmy, I'm fighting sharks. All of a sudden T.A. shows up in a helicopter, and since I have no idea what T.A. looks like, he is of course a splitting image of Bo Rai Cho from mortal kombat. I knew it was T.A. cause he wall all like, "Mike, quit spamming". About that time a mushroom cloud appeared a ways away and we all died.
Yeah.
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