charlee - Rss Feed http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/member.php?u=7370 A social site powered by it's members en H.Atakan KOC www.sonkonu.com 60 Ifs and hows: http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32618 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:17:58 GMT
Part One:
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If you could fuck any person in the world, who would it be, and why?

If you could ask Chuck Norris one question, what would you ask?

If you could kick one person in the nuts at full speed, who would it be?

If i say "grunt" whats the first thing to come to your mind?

If you could meet one dead person from the past, who would it be, and why?

Part Two
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How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

How do you sleep? (back, side, stomach)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

How old, in your opinion, do you think is the right age to begin have sex?

How are you this fine evening?]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32618 Bullshit charlee> Can anyone help me with my computer? http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32410 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:43:25 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32410 Bullshit charlee> You're a Towel!!! http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32381 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:24:59 GMT
Hdeuce does your mother know your gay?

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An actual joke:

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32381 Bullshit charlee> Its been a while http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32356 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:10:39 GMT
Hdeuce, your a fat, low life, good for nothing, Eurotophobiac troll. Would you ever so kindly "Get The Fuck Out"!?!

Its called the five word game, it isn't called "My name is Hdeuce and i ride the short bus". If you'd like a thread like that you're more then welcome to post it. No-one cares that you think the thread should die, i(we) think in fact, YOU SHOULD GO DIE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by hdeuce View Post
did you really call me an idiot charleee? Lol this from the guy who doesnt believe its possible for a 747 to weaken the structure of the twin towers ? Lol your a fucking mooooron
Please quote me on where exactly i wrote that. Oh, you can't! Don't you look like a ar-tard.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32356 Bullshit charlee> Quotes http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32008 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:37:36 GMT
Post quotes here, Funny ones, smart ones, retarded ones, all out free for all, let em rip.

1. Buddha - Anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone, your the one who gets burned.

2. Dave chappele - Half baked - Abazaba, you my only friend.

3. Me - Thats the best idea i've heard since the joint on a string. (the joint on the string was an idea my brother in law concocted, the idea is that you tie a string to the ceiling and the other end to the joint so that you can pass it across the room without getting up)

4. Early - Do Not Touch The Trim

5. Rusty - Hail satan my dark lord and master

6. Master Shake - It must be obvious day on camp stupid

7. Danzig - ATHF - You fucking better, if i find out hes over here, ill be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your fucking skull!

8. Adam sandler - NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

9- my bro-in-law - TURDS OF FURY IGNITE!

10 - exial - something about sponge fucking sponge bob and eating his pineapple]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=32008 Bullshit charlee> CharLee's Rap Thread http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31987 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:12:46 GMT
So i cant figure out how to get them up on this thread but ill link it to my-myspace blog.
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...ndID=113967234]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31987 Bullshit charlee> Exial, Where Hath You Gone? http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31861 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:11:52 GMT
My question to you bullshitters: WHERE THE FUCK IS EXIAL?]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31861 Bullshit charlee> Gheox http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31597 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:10:13 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31597 Bullshit charlee> computer speakers http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31563 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:31:16 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31563 Bullshit charlee> Farewell http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31480 Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:31:28 GMT





Ok, I might be going on a 4 day dirtbike trip, but its better to let you think that im never ever coming back to this god forsaken place]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31480 Bullshit charlee> Ask Me A ? http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31414 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:52:57 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31414 Bullshit charlee> Who Should Mod Bullshit http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31356 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:57:36 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=31356 Bullshit charlee> Happy IV:XX Everyone... http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=30190 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:56:07 GMT Get High! Get High!]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=30190 Drugs General Discussion charlee> W.i.c.k.e.d. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29806 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:45:24 GMT
And if you dont got it get that shit. I recommend torrenting it.

MMFWCL yall.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29806 Music charlee> My contribution to the site. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29725 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:45:48 GMT
I have one rule for this thread, Dont not post unless you are contibuting to this thread. I do not want to have an arguemnt about my views, I want to know whether you agree, disagree, and the reasoning behind it. More then likley the next person who posts will be an utter dick weed, further proving my point.

Fact is Seventy Percent of the shit that makes it past the first page of a thread is absolutley, positivley, [insert adjective here], worthless. Nothing more then a mear random thought that will vanish from your conscious forever as soon as you hit the "post reply" button. I know that this is the bullshit section of the site. There has never been a sign that says "Hey kid please welcome yourself to litter all over our forum with random posts of stupidity". And what gets me is that every time i take the time to give a chance to post made by some tard, i hate myself for wasting that precious 15 seconds of my life.

I Think it is perfectly acceptable to post a pointless thread. It is entertainment, entertainment in its lowest form none the less. This is a sociable place, but rather then random litter across the site, i would like the cookbook to be the knowledagable and interesting place that i once thought of it as. We all speak of improvments T.A. could make to the site, but we need to take a step in the right direction ourselves.

So, to all the fuckers im talkin too, this isn't myspace, your friends there would much rather here the stupidity that you splatter all over this place. capeish? I hope that i influence some of you fuckers. I really do.

Note: I wrote this whole thing once, it was much longer, much more in depth, but somehow i hit a hotkey to backwards one page. But i think it gets the point across.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29725 Bullshit charlee> Thepiratebay dot org http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29645 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:29:39 GMT
So, 1. Whats your opinion on this?

2. Frostwire is the same fucking thing, they just have "check this box if you agree to not violate copyright blah blah blah". So if they were to do this would they not be liable for their users?

3. Would downloading material from TPB be at all risky?

4. If someone has demonoid membership could they send me an invite?]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29645 Bullshit charlee> Favorite comedian? http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29607 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:33:06 GMT
Mine would have to be Dave Chappelle, always guaranteed a good laugh when his show comes on, that's why i miss it so.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29607 Bullshit charlee> An open robotussin bottle. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29603 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:02:26 GMT
So, 1. would this DXM have turned to DXO.
2. If not, would not being sealed make a difference anyway?

Feel free to delete this after the question is answered.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29603 Drugs General Discussion charlee> I really need your help. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29435 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:10:18 GMT
and ive been taking 2-3 800 mg motrin/day.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29435 Bullshit charlee> Stories From Our Own http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29433 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:43:37 GMT
Here's my first.
So there we were, half drunk, no weed, and not a cigarette to our names. Me and my best buddy decide that were going to hit some supposed licks. Well we left the so called "party" we were at and headed for this car lot full of cars that needed work to them and whatnot. I used to go out with the girl who's dad owns this place and I've heard from her and others that there are bowls and joints and roaches galore. We were unsuccessful besides 2 Marlboro reds and a blunt roach, we later came to find that a friend of ours who knew of this lick hit it the night before. So we were very uncontent with our loot. We then road our bikes half way across my little town to this golden truck that we had before found fat joints and a couple roaches inside. We scoped it out, and moved in for the kill. My buddy flung open the drivers door and immediately began searching, i open the door next to it and proceeded to search the backseat and this guys golf bag(yes his golf bag, i thought he would smoke before/during/after playing so this may be a place to check). While I'm searching the back my buddy opens the glove box and pulls out a huge zip lock bag. He unrolls it and say "ITS AN OUNCE!". We then started skipping down the road like a bunch of giggly little girls back to our bikes. We returned to the said "party" and set that mother fucker off, turns out nobody has a lighter and there is only one bowl. We ended up smoking half of the ounce the night, with matches, out of one bowl. We sold the rest of the ounce within 3 hours of waking the next day. The thing about it is that this ounce was some chronic shit, its was 29 grams(we weighed it at my buddies) of some fluffy popcorn like buds. Must of been the best turn around of a night ever.

I shall post more as soon as i think of a good story.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29433 Bullshit charlee> CharLee's Intro Thread. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29427 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:54:46 GMT
N-e ways, im Charlee as im sure you all know. I am Jesus, and yoda.
About me im 5'11 and 1/2, 162.5 pounds, light brown hair.
I like video games, flaming noobs, partying, getting high, drunk, and messing with girls.

If it were legal to kill stupid people my frag count would be in the 1000's.
I live in the center of michigan.
I will eventually move to canada.
I hope to become a UFC fighter, that or a Chemist, or possibly an artist(musical).

If you actually read this, your cool in my book.

Peace. Love. Respect.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29427 Introduce Yourself charlee> Biggest, Longest Thread. (Soon to be history) VOTE DAMNIT! http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29389 Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:26:01 GMT
Vote Now.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29389 Bullshit charlee> Some of my work. Comment please. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29269 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:59:55 GMT
Number one.
blood was splattered,
shit had happened,
things were shattered,
but im still askin,
i need not know the reasons why,
ive felt before,
so i curse the sky,

why oh why does it persist,
intenetions good,
but still i miss,
maybe its that ive been cursed,
as soon as shit gets better,
it all turns for the worst,
if at all i dont go berserk,
through the trials i get less hurt,
effort i put, time was wasted,
is this how i face it,
writing poems, waste more time,
idly sit and waste my life,
if it truley is a mate i need,
i cannot go on and let my anger feed,
because one damn day,
on one poor soul,
my seal will break,
and ill lose control,
but to this soul i will debt,
they've freed my from my life of stress,
fresh ill start,
a new life begin,
i can't gauruntee,
i wont choose the path again
but if i do,
ill tell you this,
for those who cross me,
they will wish,
they'd never met a person like thee,
cuz you can only hurt one part of me,
after hes been damaged so many times,
he turns for worse inside these rhymes,
for once was two, can turn to one,
the evil half, of his righteous son,
though he tried, it was constant war,
for control of a being who's never pure,
victory for now, it shall not remain,
when evil turns to pity and shame,
i will rise and i will reign,

Number Two.
beatin bloody broken and bruised,
washed up broke dick worthless and used,
feel my pain no you wont i deal with it all,
i got a fifth of vodka and hand full of adderal,
am i hungry for love or am i starving for hate,
throw me in my prison and lock the gate,
who am i, im certainly not sane,
cuz i grab the sleigh by the horns and the bull by the reins,
if you didnt get the last line try the other way around,
now if only i had a rhythm and beat that pounds,
I'd be sittin like a king high on my throne,
homies galore but personally still alone,
my mind wanders from subject ranging from this and to that,
when will i die, will i be famous, will i be better then that,
i know i am but the world treats me wrong,
maybe if had talent enough to write this mother fuckin song,
maybe i do and maybe i dont, irregaurdless this shit has been wrote,
but all of which is meaningless with a knife at your throat,
if you like what im writin ask for your own,
if you hate what im doin then ill burn down your home,
I'm a little bit crazy and a little bit stoned,
but i can open your eyes to what has never been shown,
lemme tell you somethin bout this world today,
if you've a little dick, fat, have acne or your gay,
you'll be looked down upon like your were somethin else,
and they'll never have to go through the shit that you've felt,
lucky for them there lives are already made,
like when a dude walks in the room talkin bout how he gots game,
how he can fuck any bitch and constantly get laid,
well guess what mother fucker some of us dont,
not that i cant but its better that i wont,
cuz when your 25 and lieing in a hospital bed,
ill be 40 mother fucker laughin at you cuz your dead,
and if you think that its harsh stupid open your eyes,
its all a fucking illusion, a glasses and mustache disguise,
and i know the subject changes randomly at will,
but i do this shit sober no weed drink or pills,
you can do anything at any fuckin time,
set your mind to it and soon you will find,
that a little bit of effort goes a long way,
hopfully you took something from what i said here today.

Number Three.
i dont know where to start or how to begin,
i dont know where im at or how i got in,
though familiar strange and vacant,
a ship i voyaged til i sank it,
sword in hand i serenade,
as i pull the pin on my last grenade,
i wont go down until they fall,
if i take myself ill take them all,
they have drown and ive escaped,
i swam the ocean at a steady pace,
my arms are weak and legs are limp,
find an island or lay with the shrimp,
my bayonet weigh twenty pounds,
but i cannot leave her as she never let me down,
swim and swim i long for a sound,
of a coming ship before i drown,
a pirates life is the life indeed,
until your stranded in the belov'ed sea,
the wrath of waves and the beating sun,
what i'd give for a little fun,
but as i swim ive made a game,
try and recount the men ive slain,
what is this an island i see,
or has my mind got the best of me,
probability turns to doubt,
but theres only one way to find out...

it feels so warm inside my hand,
as i lay face up on top the sand,
i open my eyes to my suprise,
i have new robes and my hair is dry,
i take a second look i cannot believe,
who it is that stands in front of me,
he died in my arms from a bullet wound
my old best friend from the 331st platoon,
jaw wide open i was still astound,
he offered his hand to help me from the ground,
where was i how what when and why,
he chuckled as he said that we both lived in the sky,
he said you put forth effort for you life,
just to see your dog your kids and wife,
though not now soon enough,
they'll find there way to the rest of us,
til then brother grab a beer
a life times as fast as you can drink up here.

Number four. This was written about a bong that was smashed by the owners dad when he was very drunk and angry. R.i.p. chief.

Way back when around the age of fifteen,
We had just began sellin on route to be come kings,
We were oh so high, we couldn't be seen,
Sittin atop the clouds, smokin on chief,
Til one sad day, Chief got broke,
& for the moment that it happend, No need to toke,
No urge to drink those fifth's in my coat,
Dead silence like there was a rock in my throat,
This is what happens, When a tru homie dies,
When they leave our world to go live in the sky,
The hardest thing ive ever done is too see my best friend cry,
In our hearts your memory lies,
R.I.P

ill post more later.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29269 Literature charlee> DOTA Defense Of The Ancients. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29082 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:02:30 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29082 Games General Discussion charlee> the funniest fucking thing ever. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29023 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 07:27:22 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=29023 Bullshit charlee> how much much knowledge in chemistry http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=22328 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:53:41 GMT
so, how much chemistry and to what point would i need to have learn enought to,
synthesize say a batch of Tryptamine's ex. 5-MeO-DMT

basically i'd like to be on your guy's level.

ya digg?]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=22328 Drugs General Discussion charlee> Fer all you stoners out there. http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=22168 Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:21:29 GMT Now i know take a couple hefty bong rips to the face'll get ya nice and high.
But think about this. After your done smoking, you not all the way high yet ya know, it kicks in. So say you only take one toke, let it kick in all the way, then take next toke, repeat, and with this thinking, i beleave you get higher. And you do, well i do anyway.
tell me what you think, try it, and tell me how i worked for ya.]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=22168 Drugs General Discussion charlee> Fuck Gas Prices Help me with this idea http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=19951 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:58:37 GMT
Since you guys are by far "the" smartest people i can turn too, ive come to you for advice and hopfully help with this project(if it will work).

You know those toy cars that you put on a surface pull backwards then they take off, well i was thinkin i could use the same idea with my pedal bike.

So heres what i'm figuring. Just like with a dirtbike you can pull in the clutch and itll jus rev up and not increase in speed, We'll, what im looking to do is make is so that i could pull a clutch or something that would cause the crank on my bike to either pedal forward or backward [the same way that a toy car would "wind up"], and then release the energy, but still be able to be able to pedal regularly with the release of the "clutch".

These are things that i would hopfully like it to have:
*Ability to make the release of the energy slower[so that my bike would coast, and maintain a high speed for much longer], or higher [so that it would make it so all i would have to do is pedal a couple of times and go from little velocity too a good pace]
*Simple "clutch" preferably on the handlebars.
*Brakes that wouldnt have any issues with the release of energy.

If you have any suggestions or instructions of how i might go about doing this. or just about anything. Please and Thank you]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=19951 Bullshit charlee> *BULLSHIT* Good idea though please help http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=19670 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:00:24 GMT
Since you guys are by far "the" smartest people i can turn too, ive come to you for advice and hopfully help with this project(if it will work).

You know those toy cars that you put on a surface pull backwards then they take off, well i was wondering if i could use the same type of propulsion in conjunction with my bicycle. Im trying to get my license but i have to complete a rehab program, then it'll still take like a year. But none the less this would be pretty gnarly if it would work.

So heres what i'm figuring. Just like with a dirtbike you can pull in the clutch and no matter the throttle you give it, it wont increase in speed. We'll, what im looking to do is make is so that i could pull a clutch or something that would cause the crank on my bike to either pedal forward or backward [the same way that a toy car would "wind up"], and then release the energy, but still be able to be able to pedal regularly with the release of the "clutch".

These are things that i would hopfully like it to have:
*Ability to make the release of the energy slower[so that my bike would coast, and maintain a high speed for much longer], or higher [so that it would make it so all i would have to do is pedal a couple of times and go from little velocity a good pace]. (this may be out of the question but it'd be a definate conviniece
*Simple "clutch" preferably on the handlebars.
*Brakes that wouldnt have any issues the release of energy.

If you have any suggestions or instructions of how i might go about doing this. or just about anything. Please and Thank you]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=19670 Bullshit charlee> When does guaifenesin become toxic http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=7376 Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:34:19 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=7376 Drugs General Discussion charlee> Cold... http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=7324 Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:31:21 GMT http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=7324 Bullshit charlee> My little trip and a question http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=7259 Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:55:40 GMT I smoke a blunt or 4 to the face and i can stare at random objects and not give a fuck. But when im all high and zoned out shit starts moving I.e. Tv, chair etc.
i dont mean moving like dancing in my face but like getting bigger, smaller, leaning to the left/right or my vision kind of magnifiying a little bit or getting farther away[i once had a baby stroller do a complete circle around my basement...] anyway i noticed this shit. Now, when im listening to music not doing anything in general just starin at my room, shit starts movin... I mean its sweet as fuck, it dosent make me go "OOOO that chair just moved" im just accustomed to it. but shit just kinda does that. [This also kept me sane threw juvie]. So does anyone else get this? No what it is? should i do it when im not fukked up?

I just thought i'd ask you guyz cuz your prolly the only people that i can ask about technical shit involving drugs and what not, or the people that would no anything even close to what im talkin about]]> http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/showthread.php?t=7259 Drugs General Discussion charlee>