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ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:38:33 GMT

Me for the past whatever time.

Was in Tx. last time I came on here.
Moved to MD. Oct. 3rd.
Found 2 jobs Oct. 5th and 7th.
Worked everyday since.
Today is first day off.
Loves it.

Fun facts.
I learned to make lattes, and other assorted coffee drinks.
I still rule.
I'm a making bank. *knock on wood*
I love beef jerky!
I'm a mop.
Evil zombie bunnies. (nuff said)
Saw Paranormal activity other day. Kangaroo kicked the fuck out of the seat in front of me. and strained my voice screaming.
Saw Men Who Stare At Goats last night. Def go see. its like retarded funny. like a sort of very watered down version of fear and loathing told through the eyes of a sober bystanders goin along with the deranged freak.

Cover

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:36:50 GMT

I just really love the beginning sound. Cover of Lil Waynes Lollipop by Framing Hanley. Fun video too, takes forever to get to the actualy song tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUR0SRceD0

Edit: Skip first 2 mins of bullshit no music if you want to go straight to song.

Spongebong Hemppants

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:18:14 GMT

I thought this was wonderful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqxyi8iyLGE

Cant we take your order?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:11:57 GMT

When yougo to Micey D's what are you mos likely to order and how? (ie hold the onions extra mustard)

I will either get the chicken selects 3 if I'm not that hungry, 5 if I am.
If not the 10 piece chicken nuggets. depending. and only with sweet and sour sauce. That is I have cash
otherwise
A dollar menu cheese burger, no onions no mustard.
Dr. Pepper.
and I like my fries just as, no ketchup thats gay, every now and then i'll dip them in the sweet and sour.

and I like the apple pies. hats bout it. Mickey D's is shit.

For breakfast, thier pancakes are boss, But I been getting Bacon Cheese McGriddles since they came out cause tey are delicious too!! with milk. piss me offhow small the milks are now they use to be lke the school carton size now fuckin shit.

So whats your Mickey D experience like?
or any other resturant?

I'm not high, thought this be a good way to learn more bout each other with out the ghey repeat fuck shit thread ther are out there with nothing intresting bout them in the least.

Oct. 3rd

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:57:03 GMT

I'm moving to MD, and wont have internet at home. So yull be seeing me less often. til then...

The world is spinning. The World Is Spinning. ThE wOrLd Is SpiNnInG!! THE WORLD IS SPINNING!!! Anyone else feein sick?

"I dont kno why the world keeps spinning round and round. But I wish it woud stop and let me off right now." - Eminem.

I almost put a bullet in my head.

The person who shot my dog is still yet to be found.

I cant believe I have to pack my life into 2 suitcase, and not let it weigh more then 50 lbs each to pay. Bullshit.

Mary Poppins.

Jumpping Jelly Beans! Its hot in here and I think we should all get naked and start the revolution!!

09/09/09 The Beatles Thread

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 03:52:26 GMT

I thought in honor of the Beatles and there new Rockband game being released tomorrow, bein on John Lennons favorite number. We could have a sort of Beatles game. Should this fail feel free to at least pay some acknowledgement to how awesome they were.

The game..I'll start with a lyric from a Beatles song, the next person then finishes that lyric and tellin from what song it is. Then goes and puts up whatever lyric they want and so on.

Again if this game sucks then just talk bout the Beatles.

Quote:

If theres anything that you want
If theres anything I can do...

Darwin Awards

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:16:29 GMT

How bout those times when people do stupid or rude or just retarded things that jsut make you lose faith in humanity.

So a good example is from today. My aunt had her baby and so I was visiting her. There are these double doors that are locked that the little nurses station has to buzz you in.
So I'm walkin in, as I see a lady is being discharged, in a wheel chair, pushed by a nurse, being followed by the father I guess. So of course out of common courtesy I hold the door open for this lady and nurse to push her through. Give a little smile and walk in myself.
Now here comes the dad, so I of course linger to hold the door as I have already walked through, where a normal person would maybe nod or grin back and catch the door for themselves as I'm done using the door..... nothing. I'm like there arm stretched out waiting for him to hold it or something. No. And these are like heavy doors where if I let go it would probably of smacked him but I kept thinkin alright he gonna get this or not?
Nothing you guys didnt even look me in the eyes, nod or nothing. Like "Okay your majesty, so sorry I didnt have time to sprinkle rose petals for you."

And that my friends is an asshole.

Swaptree

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:51:18 GMT

I really like this site and wanted to share it with you guys.

Swaptree.com

You go on there and you can trade cds, books, DVDs, and video games you have laying around and dont like anymore or just out grown them for new thing that I mentioned.

And its free all you pay is postage. So you get rid of your clutter and get something else you might like.

You take the items you have that you want to get rid of and put them on you "Have List"
Then you put things you want on your "Want List" by either browseing for what there is on there from other people or just add it.
And the site goes and find other people who have it and want something off your list of things.

So yea I dont kno check it out if your lookin to get rid of old cds cause good charlotte wasnt such a great investment after all or your tired of having harry potter laying around your room and he can go muggle himself.

Like I alread got..
The Strangers practically brand new,
Half Baked has light scratches but it the scratches from being watched alot not anythng that makes it messed up.
Lucky Number Slevin also just bout brand new I cant find anything wrong with it.
What else? um a few books.

But yea so enough bout that.

If you could be...

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:05:25 GMT

If you could be a cartoon character who would you bee and why? Or if not one character what kind of hybrid mixed version of cartoons would you be?

I'd want to have Mickey Mouses global status with Bugs Bunny Charisma and live under the sea like Spongebob. And get into ridiculous now moral ending kind of mishaps.

Yea I didnt think this out much just wanted to start a new dumb thread.

Sock puppets are your friendssszzzzz!!!!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:34:21 GMT

I'm just saying.

Any hoo

I s***l funny should probably go get in the shower.

So I was told that I should probably get to bed early cause blah blah...so naturally I'll be online or finding another way to take up time til I feel I've rebelled enough to that suggestion.

Barney shouldnt still be on. I heard he once ate a kid, but CBS covered it up. Yea think twice before donating to that station.

I seem to have lost my common sense, can you keep your eye out for it? Its oval shaped, shiney, and when you turn it upside down it makes sounds like a cow MOOOOOOOOOOOOing. Thanks.

Motto remix..
The early bird may get the worm, but the party all night owl..I dont kno.

Keepin my train of thought is hard....

avacados

jumping jacks

whos fleas were white as snoooooooooooooow.

Wont you howl at the Moon with me?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:33:28 GMT

Lets just scream at the moon, scream at the heavens, scream our heads off at whatevers supose to be out there...god, E.T, or dead planets.

Ask how dare they look down at us! How dare they fuckin not kno what we go thru everyday, how no one knows. How no one ever will. Lets scream for the good the bad, and the inbetween that this life is nothing but a rubix cube of the mundane. Yell and stomp the ground for holding us down. Yell at gravity for keepin us from flying.

To see that there is something out there out of our reach that will never be ours.

Lets all scream, til all we have left in us is one more whisper, and we whisper into the wind..."Fuck you". And let it get carried away with that wind. The wind that runsaway as quickly as it comes.

Lets howl with everythin inside of us thats fighting and dying at the same time. For the things inside that there are no words for. The emotions that run inside.

Yell and scream and cry at the moon. "Why moon do you shine!? Dont you kno moon?! Dont you kno!? Its not you that shines but the sun. Run moon run!"

I say FUCK YOU!!!

Torture devices

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:38:23 GMT

Did you kno that the fork wasnt used from eating when it was first invented but was originally a tool to inflict pain and extract a confession, no matter if the confession was truth or not.

You did?

Well did you also kno that the 1st person to be put to death by the Brazen Bull, was no one other then the creator of that beautiful work of genius.

Today everyone drools and climbs over themselves for sharp knifes and shiney guns. But I think the really thing to drool over was the mad genius instruments of pain from the past. Hell some are still used today in third world countries.

First off, althought most of these things inflicted pain and agonizing death, lots of them were for the psycological torture of a persons very soul and being. To be driven mad so that they would confess for things they could of done or not.

Most of all it was all given the go ahead not only by kings, but by the church.

The following are examples of torture devices and how bit of info on them.

Ice Age 3

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:44:18 GMT

So I saw that today in 3D. First movie I seen in this "real 3D" its was a good movie I laughed.

But yea sure the stuff is more advance then the blue and red len 3D, but its wasnt that pop out action, it was like if you didnt wear the glasses it was a little brighter and hazy in some parts, but with them its just like if you switched from a regular old TV to a high def. one

Fist Fight!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:14:41 GMT

Who'd you think would win?

Michael Jackson vs James Brown

(both from there prime to make the physical aspects a bit even)

I'm English Try n Deport Me

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:12:46 GMT

I have hairy armpits but I dont walk around like this
I wear big black new t-shirt that hides that nasty shit

Are you telling me!?!?!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:06:04 GMT

Just catchin on but so ALL threads where moved into the LBT?!

Retarded mess I tell ya

Dear Hardcore Internet Personas,

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:36:35 GMT

Heard a song the radio and the lyrics made me think of you.

Quote:

Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the ass,
So paranoid. . .
Watch your back!!

Oh my, here we go...

Muah love,
Itsy

How was your day so far? (July 1st)

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:15:19 GMT

(Mine)

Well I over slept, had a bowl of Frost Flakes.
Saw Bullshit has gone through changes.
Played in the Tetris Tournment.
Now Gots to go pay the bills
Fuck the first of the month.

I was out on the road and realized there was shit load of people driving and everywhere. And I Hated people all the more that morning. Like I had major road rage, people piss me off witht here stupidness and there slow driving when its clearly marked 50 mph fags!!

Craze Thread

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:06:40 GMT

How Crazy Are You?

Where did everyone go?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Tue, 05 May 2009 06:38:29 GMT

Where is everyone who post here on the regular bout a week or so ago?

Eat a spoonfull of shit.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Tue, 05 May 2009 06:36:20 GMT

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Warning: You may not like the following post

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:36:27 GMT

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Poe

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:29:56 GMT

Because its seems many dont take the time to go out and read a book every now and then. I've decided to put it out there for you. Enrich your lifes just that much more.

A Dream within a Dream

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
and I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my Fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Celly Fono Question

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:24:31 GMT

Found:
Motorola Rokr E8. w/ 4GB memory card. T-Mobile Provider type.

Questions:

1.) Will it be taken from me if the previous owner reported it "lost/stolen", if i take it somewhere for activation?

2.)Legal troubles?

3.) I'm not much for returning it, since I like it alot. Yes I already have my own steady phone<>, good service and never a high bill or un reasonable stuff like that. Just feel in a greedy mood, and want to keep it and not return it.

If anything its making a really good sub for Ipod. seeing as how its not cheap like affordable mp3 players, and it doubles as a video/ digital camera.

Just wondering bout how much more I can get out of it.

Bullshit

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:41:03 GMT

Seeing as this is the bullshit forum, I thought we should post the bullshit that goes on in our every day lives.

So this morning at like 4:30am, I am craving a McGriddle. This one MickyD's advertises that its Drive thru is open 24/7, I pull up and the fuckin bitch inside, doesnt even have the courtesy to open the window and talk to be, but just looks at me and holds up 6 finger. Tryin to tell me they wont open til 6. Thats some Bullshit right there, so lets just say I held up a finger for her too. Fuckin bitch!

Free Charlie!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:16:11 GMT

So we've voted for Most and Least awesome person here. Where do we go from there?

Should we vote on most awesome flavored chip?
Craziest awesome serial killer?
Awesomest celebrities death?
Awesomest Simpson character?

Oh lets do simpson characters!!!
Let see theres the obvious..Homer, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Marge, Moe, Barney, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Sideshow Bob, other sideshow guy forgot his name, Krusty, Carl, Lenny, Milhouse, Flanders, Flanders kids, Comic Book guy, Chief Wiggum, Ralph, those twin girls with purple hair, bully kid who laugh like "ha ha", bully kids lackeys, Granpa, Marge's mom, Marges sisters forgot thier names too, Santa's little helper, Snowball, the aliens from halloween specials..

you guys get the point.

Official says me Beef Jerky Thread

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:19:26 GMT

Cause its not secret I love Beef Jerky!

If some of those comercials dont make you laugh your dead inside.

2 Lies, and a Truth

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:22:52 GMT

So this is a fun game to play. Well not really a game with a winner or a loser.

But so you tell 2 outrages lies, and then one truth that you would normally not tell anyone. In no specific order mix it up, cause the object of it is to make all 3 things sound either completely ridiculous that it could possibly not happen or all could of happened. Its anyones guess as to which on is the one truth. So I'll start.

I hear voices in my head.

I'm terrified of cottonballs.

I shower once a month.

Fuck Rice Krispies Treats Covered in Chocolate.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:10:13 GMT

So a few years ago, I chipped my front tooth with a skateboard.

(rough diagram)
Tooth Before:
____
|........|
|........|
|____|

Tooth After:
____
.\......|
...\....|
......\.|

So had it fixed up and everything right, fuckin painful root cananl and everything.

Tell me how pissed I am right now that a fuckin rice crispies treat broke the bitch off!!!

*me fuming mad*

And well I didnt feel it fall off til I bit into something hard from the treat, and thought hey there shouldnt be a loud crunching, I pull the piece out not knoing what it was til I closly examined it and at the same time felt the awkward opening in my mouth.

But yea this sucks... Fuck Rice Krispies treats now!

<<<>>>

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared said your moving with your auntie and

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:29:59 GMT

air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate read Fresh and it had dice in the mirror....

Once Upon a time...

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:32:44 GMT

Using your own insightful point of view on the world, lets all make up a story one sentence at a time, I kno there was a similar thread to this somewhere in bullshit but this is Lit so its okay cause I say.

"Once Upon a time, there was a small village of gnome, whos sole purpose in life was to cultivate the greenest green, and live out life in a magic shrooms they called home. But the gnome had only one other natural enemy... the Zombie Bunnies!"

Would you rather?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:24:26 GMT

Would you rather get hit by a bus, or get a papercut...on your eyeball?

My Mugshot Challenge

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:46:01 GMT

After lots of annoyance with this issue of a stupid old posted on here my one who shall not be named cause he is concieted enough. I have decided i am tired of a dumb picture being shown around to represent myself. So here is the challenge.

Simple yes or no poll. 50 yes, you all get a good picture that I personally post on here. but 25 no and I dont and the issue is left alone who cares what I look like, everyone gets over it.

Edit:Amendment: New limit

25 yes equal picture
10 no equal everyone sucks it

Please and Thank you
-Management

I Demand a Recount!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:55:15 GMT

i lost by oe which had i been on i would of voted for myself so it of been a tie so come on!!! haha

sike i'm bored and confused on the process order of threads to go vote or see or whatever.

My Drunken Rantings

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:42:13 GMT

So I didn't plan on drinking I merely wanted to kno what is best... Vodka mixed with already made Kool-aid or vodka with just the kool- aid mix. My findings where I suck at measureing shit out, ending up taking a few shots(for science sake) where somehow vodka + kool-aide(water and mix) actually made it taste better like koolaide that gets me drunk.

So then that "experiment" took a few minutes to prepare and only like a minute to get it all done. So what happen is I had an empty stomach thought hey I'm a make a hot pocket. So as i waited for the 2 min hot pocket its was like hey I feel good. Long incoherent story short I now am drinking when I said I didn't want to, which happens to me.

I have complete control over myself when sober, no temptation what so ever. I even prepare for things that would happen after alcohol hits my tounge. But since I did take a drink I cant stop now, and well on an empty stomache and just a hot pocket, shit is getting pretty intresting.

So I will be ranting aimlessly the things goin thru my head and around me now.

I suggest to just ignore this and go on with other threads.

Have a Nice Day.

Awesome

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:41:38 GMT

Name that one awesome:

Movie:

Song:

Famous Person:

Infamous Person:

Color:

Number:

Habit:

Crime to commit:

Whatever you think should be said is awesome:

((Yea i know this is like some ghey survey, but hey i dare a "non-awesome" peep to argue it or an actual awesome person to even care much haha... I also realize pciking just one song or movie is impossible for many ut just first thing to come to mind kay.))

Mine:

Movie: Luckys Number Slevin

Song: Freebird

Famous Person: Audrey Hepburn

Infamous Person: Adolf Hitler

Color: Yellow

Number: eight

Habit: Cursing

Crime to commit: Kicking a cop in the balls (not that i've done it but that would be AWESOME

Whatever you think should be said is awesome: "Lick my golden cheetos dusted divived by pie fast hooker shoes" (serious i dont kno what i was thinkin with this one??? wtf is wrong with me?)

Can we do it? Yes we can!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:20:38 GMT

Okay so heres pretty much the situation.

I havent been able to get high at my house for maybe bout 2 years and i want to change that. Complications I will get kicked out or maybe just lectured dont kno but still thats just as brutal if not worst then getting kicked out if caught. Reasons why i want to do this now after so long is cause the peoples houses i go to to get high i hate them and they suck but i put up with them cause well i want to get high. Also i really do nothing all day but sit around on the computer, watch tv, fuck around outside or sleep. And alcohol is just not enough for me(plus hangovers suck major ass).

Now i kno a few things that i use to get away with like not smoking in the house or like "taking walks" but i'm in a new place and i dont think my old tricks will cut it anymore, living with a sort of "cop" figure now.

So any help on how to get away with smoking around my house would be awesome. Or should i maybe just go for making ganja butter at those other peoples houses and come home and have hidden "brownies" in my room?

I'd like to add that i live out pretty much in the middle of nowhere, big front and back yards, where dont really talk with neighbors and i dont think they are much to worry bout cause pretty sure they are "farmers"

So heres what i think should cover my ass so far, if you see any flaws or suggestions to add please and thank you:

1.) Only outside when they are not home and not near the front door, or the back door if the wind is blowing towards "inside" direction.
2.) Outside near back fence where there is best coverage and hardly ever visited but also goo spot to see if any one is coming home without being seen.
3.) Keep shit hidden out there so that house never gets that change of s***l. seeing as how my aunts a neat freak and no one smokes or anything so a s***l of smoke would be noticed.
4.) after smoking wait bout 20 or more minutes outside so as to air out my clothes and whatever.
5.) Use of Visine and febreeze.

so yea thas all i got right now.

The class you never took

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:27:15 GMT

So there any class you would of liked to have taken, but didnt cause it was full or whatever reason.
Or also what class do you think would of been a good class to have, that isnt even offer anywhere.

I'd have to go with Broadcasting, it was a class of pretty much you get to be a DJ on the schools radio station For A Class, pretty much talk talk talk music music music for a class..... was so mad when it was like almost junior year and i was like You Can Take That For A Class!!! so mad why didnt they tell me!!!

(let try to kep this one on subject...xon, kdm, livewire)

What would you do....?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:25:57 GMT

What would you do on your last day alive on earth? You know the whole "you have caught a terminal diease and only 24 hrs to live" whatever but not so dramatic just knew when that day was or whatever, what would you do...last day on earth... no tomorrow... just the moment.

Teacher

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:21:12 GMT

Name that one teach you would most likely want to punch and just never stop, if there were no consequences.

For me it was my Chem. teacher cause he always interupted my naps.

other then that i could care less for most the teachers just wanted to kno everyone elses. and had to throw one up just because

Tell us a story......that no one will care bout

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:37:51 GMT

Yea thats right lets here a stupid mundane story bout your life? This is for everyone and anyone. The most *****g trivial thing you can think of? WHY!? you ask. i have no idea............ this is all bullshit right? But maybe not to mundane cause after wards you must reflect and ask a question(yup to yourself) bout some random fact int he story.

One day i was playin with a skateboard and i went to ollie but my foot slipped so the board made contact with my mouth and now i have half a tooth that was fixed with i dont kno dentist-instant-tooth cement stuff.

What the hell did they make the half a tooth out of?

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Catcher in the Rye

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:29:50 GMT

"Dont ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."

Highs and Lows

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:31:33 GMT

Because school was part of our lives for 12 or more years, and high school always crazy times. What would be 3 highs and 3 low points when you were in high school? or just name one for each if you cant really think of 3 each.

lets see for me:

Highs
1. Leaving that shithole of a school of course. so graduating was good.
2. Most the times i actually go to school but ended up leavin before the 1st bell and just goin to the mall. watchin old people walk while the mall wasnt open yet haha.
3. Art classes kicked ass, mostly pottery class. love workin with my hands.

Lows
1. Getting sent away the middle of my junior year, and having to work really hard tellin my dad and mom what they want to hear so i could come back. that was one low point of just my life! haha i call it Living in Hell in a Christan Household.
2. When a certain someone turn thier back on me with no explination and never heard from them jsut from other people tellin me the smack they were talkin bout me. That hurt so bad to have the person i trust the most turn thier back on me, and since then never trusted anyone 100%.
3. Havin to wake up like at 5 just to catch the fuckin bus.

Anyways lets hear yours people?

Fairytales, Legends, Myths.....

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:59:26 GMT

Because we all grew up with fairytales, and we have hear of a few myths and urban legends, or forklore from here and there. I though it be intresting to have a thread on those topics.

Fairytales: Because they seem to pretty much have the same of arcs: Stepmoms, woodland creatures, magic, princesses, "once upon a time..", etc.
But i dont kno they make for a good beadtime story for kids but a good dark spin on the a "classic" is always more entertaining right?

Myths: well because of myth busters most of my ideas of myths have disappeared, which kind of a disappointment right? am i the only one?

Urban Legends: The whole hook on the car door, babysitter getting calls all night..from in the house. way crazy stuff right. But i want to tell a story bout on perticular one.

So i am pretty young and am up at night watching i dont kno hbo or something and it was in the middle of a movie so i was like yea sure whatever lets watch this while i fall asleep. So wasnt til like years later I learn the name of it "Camp firetales" or something with camp in it. But pretty much just a group of kids telling "scary urban legend stories" around a camp fire. well i didnt kno that its was starting to show during one of the stories. So it was the one where the little girl before she goes to sleep, pets her dog and the dog licks her hand, and well a man pretty much guts the dog, and she thinks its the dog licking her hand one night but its the guy and she sees him through a mirror and its reads "people lick can too" and sees the dude licking her hand....OMG!!! haha still scaryed shitless to this day with that one. I was probably still in like 5th grade when i saw that and i still cant even let any part of my body hang even a cm off the bed. I even have to have the blanket at my feet tucked under them so that mofo wont creepy up on me or a toe hangs off unprotected.

Haha sorry so long. there

But yea how bout them disney versions of Faiytales with prince coming out of the blue to save the damsel?

Book to Movie

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:52:56 GMT

So from the convo somewhere else i forget exactly. But Seems that the Books are more better then the Movie. So many reasons why, but you kno i dont think its always true.

But maybe seeing the movie or readint he book before the other, makes you favor that one. So thought here we could discuss Book vs. Movie.

Like Breakfast at Tiffany's. I saw the movie 1st, loves it, but then i read the book, and while the book is pretty awesome i still think the movie was better. and this has been my only exception. So curious to here what others think bout other Books to Movies.

I cant think of one to start off with. have a headache i'll add something later.

W.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:44:59 GMT

So that movie on George W. Bushs "life" and what not is coming out this weekend. what are your all expectations.? Curious to even watch it or not up for some bullshitt brainwashing on the president who fucked america in the ass with the pants on for 8 years.

I myself think its goin to be fiction of course and there will be nothing even remotley intresting that we cant find by googleing that bastard.

Cellphone stalking

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:47:37 GMT

So my friend calls me up and we start talkin bout pointless shit, just a regular everyday phone call when....

he asks what i am doin exactly at the a sonics, now first wierd thing is i didnt say anything bout where i was and the second wierd thing is that they are in maryland and i am in texas, so i kinda freaked out ask what the hell if they were psychic how did they kno where i was at.

so to cut the story short there is this new program where you just put in anyones cellnumber and it tracks them down its fuckin crazy i tried it on my moms cell and there was a satellite picture of her house. way crazy and i thought it be fun to share so everyone else can have the same stalkin fun.

enjoy i kno i am...

trackapartner.com

Who thinks i will die?

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:32:58 GMT

So i dont imagine this thread to last long but so prety much guess who gets to fly on the aniversary of 9/11....you guessed it me. so i think terrorist could possibly try it again and i will be on that flight?

So will i die tomorrow??

Should i smuggle on a sharp spork for my own safety??

Any 9/11 conspiracy theories and what not??

Think i'm an idiot??

Did the chicken or the egg come first??

Nfl 08'

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:01:49 GMT

i have a thread like this on numerators site,
smart-mans.forums-free .com
btw, but want to start one here to cause more people here then there, but not for long hopefully.

so anyways just wants to say FUCK YEA COWBOYS WON TODAY!!!

got a team? how they doin??

Happy Birthday!!!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:47:55 GMT

Yea feelin a bit rebelious and cause there is no mod to stop me here so MWahahahah!!!

How bout that NFL YaY!!! Football!!

Yea so just bored and wanted to post a pointless thread where its not at all in bullshit!!

Remeber be kind to your pets and get them spayed or whatever bob barker use to say...I miss bob

Puppies 4 Sale!!!

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:28:14 GMT

So i got 5 adorable pitbulls for sell. 1 month old. 2 girls both black w/ white and paws. And 3 boys white with black paws.

Isnt that just adorable. If intrested please call me at :
(666)555-1234

i have to sell them because there at that age were if you try and penetrate their anus' they will snap around and try to bite you. i cant have them nibbling at my 3 inch stub because then whats left for the children at the pre school?

Stroy of Irony

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:57:58 GMT

Little funny story that happen to me this morning. So my uncle was in the military and now is attending college so he was issued a computer by the govt. probably gave away how this is ending but my story is...

Woke up right as i here my uncle leaving and with a stern voice he says, "Why the hell are you lookin at an anarchist cookbook site?"

my first thought was shit i just woke up think fast dont raise any flags you very much indeed into drugs weapons and other red flag words haha... so because i cant think that fast when i only been up for a min i reply, "Cause its funny"

He then points out "Yeah on a govt. issued computer"

As all that hit me as being true and funny all i could then reply was laughter and sayin "Oh the irony"

ps. now that i am more awake my excuse will now be "cause i like the sites arcade." not just "cause its funny"

Just wondering....

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:47:46 GMT

Have you seen the movie dazed in confused...well my question isnt that but okay if you have see the movie.... You kno the part where they are standing in front of the like pool hall place...and its like where i forget his name right now but he's talkin bout how he loves freshmen cause they stay the same age as he gets older... well if you watch Pink in that scene he totally just takes off his belt buckel and takes a hit

So i been tryin google, wikiepidia, and ebay but cant find a buckel like that. i totally want one, but no idea where to find one, do they even make them anymore?

Anyone with any kinda info on it be awesome.

Jungle rats make bad hats.

ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:52:41 GMT

Hi i am new here but i guess that can be fairly obvious.

So funny story, i registered last night and then tryed to post something and couldnt so went to bed thinkin i will try tomorrow. So woke up today and still couldnt post a thing and couldnt figure out why for bout an hour then it hits me duh idiot check the email.

So just thought i would start off introducing myself to everyone, with showing exactly the level of cognitive thought lack.

Really glad i registered on this here cause happens to be lot of thing i like talkin bout all in one place. YaY!!!!