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Cash Credits

pokesmot420 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:31:43 GMT

Dude i havent been to the site in a while and i realized there is something new goin on...its this cash credit shit...i cant find a thread that tells me what they are and its pissin me off...so what r they and how do i use them and what do iuse them for?????

ja and silent bob strike back baby!!!!

pokesmot420 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:30:24 GMT

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

[Officer]

Hey, stop stealing monkeys.

[Jay]

FUCK YOU.
Officer~ Fair enough

anybody have music they just hate to listen to??/

pokesmot420 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:24:51 GMT

i hate it when im just baked outta my mind and im just trying to be laid back and theres always this dude that puts on some cheesy ass music like just some strait gay shit that u dont wanna listen to????

i dont know why but that shit just gets me pist....

don't u hate those dudes that fucking close your threads???

pokesmot420 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:18:53 GMT

dont u hate when those fucking dudes on this site fucking close your threads???

i do... those bastards piss me off cause i get really into a thread...and they close it...that shit is fucking gay ass little kid shit...when i get that power on this site im gonna deny all of their threads godammit....

Whats your email address

pokesmot420 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:10:27 GMT

bluemonkeys1990@yahoo.com

The Stupidest Thread Ever

pokesmot420 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:22:58 GMT

Just say stupid shit and read other peoples stupid shit...

I Like to tip cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya, Rock Out With Your Cock Out Man!!!!!!!!

And Suck On that!!!!!!

Halo 2

pokesmot420 — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:22:11 GMT

Best game in the world...
I love playing this shit when im high cause you just laugh your ass of when u die...me and my buddies get high and play this for hours at a time...I always win...Im unstopable no of my buddies can stop me...im best with the sword, shotgun, grenade launcher, and machine gun...bring it on

what do drugs do for you?

pokesmot420 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:12:44 GMT

keeps me from killing people...
keeps me sane another words...

funny ass song

pokesmot420 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:53:49 GMT

fuck
fuck
fuck a duck
skrew a kangaroo
69 a pourkipine
at your local zoo

fuck
fuck
fuck a duck
skrew a kangaroo
fingerbang an arangatang
orge at the zoo

Dumb Ass People

pokesmot420 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:36:02 GMT

Has anyone just had a friend that you and all your other friends just pick on all the time cause hes a dumb ass? my buddy darren's the biggest retard ive ever met in my life...the kids a fucking idiot...well anyways thats the kid in our group of friends that me and all my buddies pick on...no lie, you could talk this kid into doing anything...its fucking ridicilous how much of an idiot he is...well the other day my cousin james told this kid to go steal some beer at the store...so this idiot goes in there grabs a shopping cart, fills it with beer(ther must have been like 10 cases of bud in there) walks out the door falls on his face and gets tackled while hes on the ground by a couple security gaurds...that ws one of the funniest things ive ever seen...the kids in the hospital right know with a jail gaurd with him at all times(he got arrested) but know i feel bad for him, but i cant help laughing its his own dumb ass fault....

fucking idiod lol

Myspace

pokesmot420 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:25:13 GMT

So i know a lot of u guys have a myspace....
well so do i, so anyone interested its bluemonkeys1990@yahoo.com....
thats my myspace so send a request....

what is the craziest thing youve done on drugs

pokesmot420 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:14:33 GMT

ive done some stupid shit...but i think the craziest thing ive done is grab a female cops tit while on x...i was tripping balls we got pulled over...of course i was arrested

whats your favorite song

pokesmot420 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:10:53 GMT

my favorite song

Hey!!!!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!

who do you thinks gonna be president

pokesmot420 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:59:14 GMT

either way if hilary or obama win i think they'll most likely get assasinated i dont think many people are ready for a black dude or a female to be president

Naruto-Who's your favorite character

pokesmot420 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:12:48 GMT

Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Age: 13
Birthday: 10 October
Zodiac: Libra
Rank: Genin
From: Leaf
Teacher: Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya
Teammates: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura
Ultimate jutsu : Sexy no jutsu
Ambition: To surpass all previous Hokages and have the village acknowledge him.

Background: 13 years ago, a great nine-tailed demon fox aka Kyuubi attacked the Village of the Leaf. In order to save the village, the 4th hokage sealed the demon fox in a newborn baby's body and sacrificed himself to suffer endlessly in Death's stomach. The baby was Naruto.

The Deal with him: Even though Naruto was only the vessel to trap the Kyuubi, the village saw him as the demon itself and everybody hated and ostracised him. Thus Naruto grew up lonely, friendless and determined to make his mark one day as the greatest hokage so everybody would acknowledge him.

The first few who acknowledged Naruto were the 3rd hokage, Iruka and Konohamaru (who was totally awed by Naruto's ingenious sexy no jutsu). Who Naruto really wished would acknowledge him then was Sakura, his crush. But Sakura was totally infatuated with Sasuke because he was oh-so-cool and that was one of the reasons Naruto became fierce rivals with Sasuke.

Besides being a ninja, one of his jobs is also to reach out to people like him who had a troubled childhood (eg. Haku, Inari and Gaara).

Naruto harassed the perverted Jiraiya into training him for the final Chuunin exams and the 2 grew rather fond of each other (father-and-son way not the perverted way!!).

Naruto also technically saved Konoha by saving Tsunade from Kabuto, and touched Tsunade enough to be convinced that she should be the 5th hokage.

Besides mastering a high level jounin technique (the kage bunshin), the summoning technique and rasengan, Naruto also has a secret technique which never failed to 'defeat' his enemy before. That's the sexy no jutsu and the higher level harem no jutsu.

Rock n' Hurl

pokesmot420 — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:09:46 GMT

We were on our merry way to this big concert and everyone was very excited so in order to relax we decided it was only sensible to have a few beers.....Well a few beers turned into a 12 pack between Jared and I by the time we had gotten to the parking lot for the concert. So we were pretty toasted but holding our ground. Upon entrance to the concert to our dismay we learned that alcohol sales stopped at 9:30 and even worse the beers were near $6.00 each but this did not stop our mission to get plastered. Since each vendor will only sell you 1 beer at a time we found some fast food drink holders and went around and got 8 beers each!! On our way to our seats we were stumbling and sloshing beers and being belligerent all around we met some protestors (what they were protesting I will never know!!) but Jared took their sign and put it on and we went to the show. To make a long story short I drank all of my beer (I am a 140 lb female) passed out before the show was over and then started throwing up in public during the final act of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (quite gracefully I must add). I almost went to detox because I was so wasted but managed to summon the strength to stagger past the cops to the car then passed out. Meanwhile the frat brothers parked next to us were taking digital pics of me passed out and throwing up to post on their web page...not cool.....I was konked out the whole way home and to this day have never lived this show down!!!

aw funny shit !

Favorite Band

pokesmot420 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:07:02 GMT

Like many late-'90s metal bands, System of a Down struck a balance between '80s underground thrash metal and metallic early-'90s alternative rockers like Jane's Addiction. Their dark, neo-gothic alternative metal earned a cult following in the wake of the popularity of such likeminded bands as Korn and the Deftones. Vocalist Serj Tankian, guitarist Daron Malakian, bassist Shavo Odadjian, and drummer John Dolmayan formed System of a Down in southern California in the mid-'90s. They quickly earned a strong following in Los Angeles, largely based on strong word of mouth. A three-song demo began circulating through metal collectors, and their fan base soon spread throughout not only America, but Europe and New Zealand.

By the end of 1997, the group had signed to American, then distributed by Columbia Records. American/Columbia released the group's eponymous debut album in the summer of 1998, securing the band opening spots on the Slayer and Ozzfest tours. System eventually went gold, and set up the September 2001 release of the even more ambitious Toxicity. System's second effort was another heavy music triumph, shaming the majority of their nu-metal competition and running away with multi-platinum honors. The quartet didn't slow down. Malakian started the eatURmusic imprint and Tankian a label called Serjical Strike; Tankian also collaborated with Armenian avant-garde folk musician Arto Tuncboyaciyan in a project called Serart. In November 2002 System issued the bare-bones but no less powerful odds 'n' ends set Steal This Album!; they also remained politically active.

By 2004, System of a Down was back in the studio with Rick Rubin. The bold result of those sessions was a single, epic album released in two parts. Mezmerize/Hypnotize kept System's furious creativity alive, incorporating the wild vocal ***odies, lyrical passion, and rabid structural shifts that had become their trademark. Mezmerize, or part one, appeared in May 2005, while Hypnotize, its final section, appeared later in the year, and both hit the top of the album charts.

Its my favorite band because they're unique. There aren't many bands out there like them (if any).They sound fucking awesome and there completely insane.....