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Phoenix Fire — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:09:40 GMT

Since all previous thread have been deleted, this forum has been restarted.
This meaning there shall be no necro posting.
Nonsense thread will be deleted.
Nonsense as in- Questions concerning illegal activities and materials, if you want explosives, look in the pyro forum for that crap. Threads on ideas that seem to be though of from the mind of a 4 year old who watched too many sci fi movies. Etc.
Acceptable threads are things such as weapon collection threads, firearm information or questions, questions on knife making, voting polls, etc.
Please use thy brain.

Anyone with less that 20 post may not make a thread, because it will probably be somethign stupid as fuck.

Number one rule-
Keep bullshit in the bullshit forum, where it belongs.

And for anyone wondering whether something is right ot not, look for the Counts post on the matter, it's your most reliable.

Have fun.

Bloody hell.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:19:02 GMT

This place has become a whiney shithole.

Quit being idiots.

Or I will come back....

Bow down

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:59:40 GMT

I'm back from the dead.
I got kicked out of the bootcamp.
And room mate trashed my comp.
I just spent the last 2 weeks in the loony ward.
And I'm using the librarys comps to access acb, whish is kinda scary, fbi hasent come through the windows yet <.<.
Anyways.
I'm back, for now.

If you love me.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:57:26 GMT

Tag every thread with "We miss you Phoenix!"
I need the mental boost.
I'm gonna be in a barrack for 6 months...

Fuck you!

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 05:41:59 GMT

Fucking fuckers.'
My computer is trashed
Roommate on phatbootyhoes.com
avast caught 11789 generic trojans
and about 7 worms
thanks roomy!
So now i got that shit where it immediately logs me off, and i cant find my windows disc
And the keyboard on this laptop sucks so bad i dont feel like using periods and such
So the Fuck You was for anyone who complains
Anyways
I'm leaving on saturday night
Peace homeys

BritishGunFreak- fail.

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:58:08 GMT

You've been here a day...
Yet have irritated the intelligent people who visit the weapons forum.
Seriously, Count Choco didn't just correct you, he verbally raped you.
Something I've never seen him do.
On that point, I doubt you bothered to read the rules thread, (stickied, announced, right on top), which clearly says don't bother to post if you don't know your facts.
And in agreement with The Count, your a fucking Brit, what could you possibly know about guns besides what you can read online.
And the things you said were false anyways.

Quote:

I've heard some of those bb pistols shoot upwards of 600fps.... you could kill someone with that.

Right... I'm going to welt the motherfucker to death...

Gtfo the site, or at least stay away from my forum.

Goodbye Motherfuckers.

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:19:31 GMT

I'm leaving for Basic soon.
Live in, 5 months.
Don't think I'll be visiting ACB under the army's watch...
So anyways.
Love yall.

Peace out motherfuckers.

And for those who suck, and know who you are.

haha.
shitmunks.

It's true.

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:31:56 GMT

My dick, is bigger than your dick.
Deal with it.
If you wanna argue, make it a good one.

Collection- Knives, Swords, Guns, Etc.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:15:29 GMT

Revival of the weapons collection thread.
Post whatever.
Don't take shit from anyone and say it's yours.

Fuck you ALL!

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:36:21 GMT

I fucking hate all you bastards who get a kick out of dissing someone for their beliefs, comments, or even they're fucking hairstyle.
I love you all, you're all from earth, and we're all brothers and sisters, so for the rest of you fucks who say against that, here's a word from Jesus.

Fuck You!

Death to Nudist!

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:32:47 GMT

Down with the nudist!
No one want's to see your flabby naked ass.

Except hers.

Shoop Da Whoop.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:48:50 GMT

Post your very own Shoop Da Whoops!

Muahahha.

ACB New Generation.

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:42:08 GMT

ACB New Generation Group is for those of us who are ready to push out the old fucks who are holding the site back and get it back going.
You should know if your Qualified or not.

Myspace ACB group.

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:25:40 GMT

Anyone with a myspace, hit me up at my page.
There's an anarchistcookbook.com group.

PWN thread Revival!

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:21:41 GMT

Since Mass is "incognito", literally, lets revive a favorite pass time.

For those of you who don't remember, weren't here to remember, or just suck:
A Pwn is when you find as much information as possible through the internet on an individual. Though none of us can top Mass, why not give it a try, it's fun.

It's a great way to fuck with pubescent fucks who show up just to piss people off. Nothing like using they're email to sign up for that beastiality porn site you wanted..

Have fun

Bartnewtron. failure

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:40:31 GMT

Destroy the infidel.

75.40.214.132

OrgName: AT&T Internet Services
OrgID: SIS-80
Address: 2701 N. Central Expwy # 2205.15
City: Richardson
StateProv: TX
PostalCode: 75080
Country: US

NetRange: 75.0.0.0 - 75.63.255.255
CIDR: 75.0.0.0/10
NetName: SBCIS-SBIS-6BLK
NetHandle: NET-75-0-0-0-1
Parent: NET-75-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: NS1.SWBELL.NET
NameServer: NS2.SWBELL.NET
NameServer: NS3.SBCGLOBAL.NET
Comment:
Comment: Contact ipadmin@att.com for general IP ***** support.
Comment: Contact support@swbell.net for technical support issues.
Comment: Contact abuse@sbcglobal.netfor policy abuse issues.
RegDate: 2006-02-28
Updated: 2007-11-14

OrgAbuseHandle: ABUSE6-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: Abuse - Southwestern Bell Internet
OrgAbusePhone: +1-800-648-1626
OrgAbuseEmail: abuse@sbcglobal.net

OrgNOCHandle: SUPPO-ARIN
OrgNOCName: Support - Southwestern Bell Internet Services
OrgNOCPhone: 800-648-1626
OrgNOCEmail: support@swbell.net

OrgTechHandle: IPADM2-ARIN
OrgTechName: IPAdmin-SBIS
OrgTechPhone: 800-648-1626
OrgTechEmail: ipadmin@att.com

Then it changed.

General Information

Hostname: 75-40-214-132.lightspeed.drbrmi.sbcglobal.net
ISP: SBC Internet Services
Organization: SBC Internet Services
Proxy: None detected
Type: Cable/DSL
Blacklist:

Geo-Location Information

Country: United States
State/Region: MI
City: Dearborn
Latitude: 42.3295
Longitude: -83.1908
Area Code: 313

Username search on gave me this.

http://www.youtube.com/bartnewtron

Supposedly he's a runescape loving muslim?

Btw all the scans brought up proxy.ws so I know he's trying to hide something.

I'm pretty sure he's a multi also.

Have fun.

This is kinda scary...

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:04:45 GMT

What in the hell...
Is it a possibility of triplets separated at birth?
Or just a strange coincidence that we are the same fucking person.

Who is better looking #2

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:55:12 GMT

Since Newmy vs. Gunmetal was a total fail, seeing as Gunmetal highly resembles captain caveman, how about Newmy vs. Me.

Newmy-

Phoenix-

Conversation with a moron Part 3.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:29:45 GMT

Target has been destroyed .

Quote:

Jamie Weddell Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 5:28 AM
To: Charles Brown
Your opinion is like most others although duly noted however, if you contact me again I will contact the necessary authorities. I have also notified gmail that you are harassing me. As for a being a law student you have your facts incorrect. I was never a law student unless you count high school and I graduated with a 3.8 GPA and a scholarship. Other than that I studied in a paralegal program for 1 year and did not finish because my scholarship ran out, but also maintained a 3.6 GPA. I find it interesting that you are trying to insult me by saying I'm unintelligent when you can't even type a letter with the help of a program without making mistakes. As for whom is acting like a child, I'm not so sure it isn't you since you keep harassing me, despite the fact that I have asked you not to. But, then again it is much like a child to do exactly what they have been warned against doing. I certainly hope the FBI is logging this conversation since, they will easily see that you are harassing me, after I have asked you to cease correspondence with me. P.S. I find your work thus far on the website fascinating, although it certainly doesn't pack the punch of my writing skills. I look forward to reading more of your work just not in my email, however I don't believe you are smart enough to stop committing a crime, so I'm sure you will keep writing me. As such I have set up a filter on my email, so that any future correspondence from you is routed directly where it belongs, in the TRASH. Just like your new roommate and his criminal son.
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Charles Brown Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:16 PM
To: Jamie Weddell
Sir, an Email, which can be blocked, can not be considered harassment, but your constant display of stupidity is definitely an annoyance. If you reside in the Pensacola area, I suggest visiting the Lakeview center. Your failure to distinguish between what is lawful and what is illegal is humorous. And as for roommates you have your "facts incorrect".
As you would say on the internet.
You are an Epic Fail.
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Conversation with a moron Part 2.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:28:43 GMT

Quote:

Charles Brown < Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:12 AM
To: Willow Dawn
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Charles Brown Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:27 AM
To: Jamie Weddell
I'm sorry sir, I did not realize I was dealing with a child. I adore how you reveal your mental instability through an email. That supports a lot of evidence in your case. I'd be very surprised if you actually understand what you have done is illegal and above all immoral.
And in the case of a subpoena or an attorney, I do believe it is on record that you yourself are a failed law student? You are aware that this is a logged conversation that is being linked along with your very own FBI report? Sorry sir, but I don't believe you are smart enough to commit a crime.
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Charles Brown < Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:47 AM
To: Jamie Weddell
Here's another email, you can consider it "harassment". Seeing that you may block these emails at any time then I do believe you must enjoy the small amount of glee you receive when someone acknowledges your existence. You're obviously thinking you're someone. You might even think your intelligent. Did it make you happy when you saw that you had hurt people by your actions? Does being an inconsiderate, immoral, fiend give you a sense of purpose? Ran out of things to do so you took it upon yourself to shutdown a website that had nothing to do with you, hurt you in no way? You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour shit out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you s***l?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative argument was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your email. It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Good day sir.
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What a fail at life.

Conversation with a moron.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:26:09 GMT

I've been helping one of my roommates recover his stolen websites.
The bitch that took them is a fucking idiot.
Here's a log.

Quote:

Charles Brown Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:45 PM
To: jamieweddell@gmail.com
Dear Jamie Weddell.

I have decided to help with the legal case involving your illegal activity concerning the web domains help-free-my-son-from-florida.info, helpfreemysonfromflorida.com, and Google account helpfreemysonfromflorida@gmail.com. With help from the technical support and legal teams at Godaddy.com and Google.com evidence has been gathered concerning the crimes you have commited and a file has been created for any legal actions that may be taken. These include screenshots, IP addresses with dates, email addresses, emails, call logs, and mobile phone text messages. The large party supporting the plaintiff's would like to let you know that what you have done is immoral and illegal. Your actions were not provoked and are not in any way justifiable. An email forwarded to me shows that you claim that your actions are legal based on the victim owing you a small amount of money. Yet, in another email, it is described that you were left with items chich more than paid for the debt. Thus proving that the acts were not provoked. As I am shown more info about yourself I have come to the conclusion that you are mentally unwell. In which case I may suggest that the verdict of your case be based on such.

I would like to inform you that the case may be settled civilly under these terms.
You show that the hosting account which previously administered the Godaddy domains still contains the information that was on the websites so that they may be restored.
You return the account through Godaddy so that the domain may be transfered back and restored.
You formally appologize for your actions, which have hurt many people.

If these terms are met then the charges will be dropped and legal action will not be taken.

Please be aware that these charges include several cases of illegally hacking into web domains and accounts, identity theft, and mental abuse. Be aware that these are criminal acts and will be viewed as such.

Thank you.
Charles Brown.

Charles Brown Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:46 PM
To: Willow Dawn
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Jamie Weddell Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 12:42 AM
To: Charles Brown
Chuck,

I would appreciate it if you cease any further contact with me. I find it odd that all of Rick's friends keep harassing me via email and text message and then have the nerve to accuse me of harassing him. I at least have the balls to say whatever I have to say to him directly, whereas he has to get someone else to do his dirty work. I realize of course that this is just his attempt to look innocent. I don't feel the need to justify any of my actions to you. I paid, for and signed up for all of the accounts you have accused me of stealing. I don't feel like I have done anything wrong. My suggestion to you would be that if you think that I have, then please go ahead with your lawsuit. Rick does owe me money for several things, rent, the domain names I purchased, I was promised payment but never received it for the work I did on the website, items Keenan stole while living with me, and items either Rick or Keenan stole while moving out of my home (including prescription medication, blankets, tooth polish, towels, and a jacket belonging to a friend of mine), and items Keenan damaged in my home that were never paid for either. I hope Rick rips you off too, like he has me and that Keenan robs you blind like he has me and all of my neighbors, so you too can know how it feels. You are entitled to your opinion of me and I certainly don't need your approval to feel good about myself. I also feel that Rick is mentally ill, and intend to continue my pursuit of a restraining order since he has threatened my life. I agree to no settlement, and wish you the best in your lawsuit. I won't elaborate, but know that any lawsuit I am served with will be met with a counter suit. I don't feel like I have anything to worry about. Please stop harassing me, now.

Thank You,

Jamie Weddell
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Charles Brown Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:11 AM
To: Jamie Weddell
I do not personally know any of the members directly. Only by third party communication.
I'm indeed sorry for your blatant case of mental retardation.
Thank you for your cooperation sir.
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Charles Brown Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:12 AM
To: Jamie Weddell
Excuse typing errors as I am typing through a voice module.
Please contact my offices directly.
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Jamie Weddell Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:52 AM
To: Charles Brown
Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me.Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me. Please stop contacting me.

DO YOU GET IT NOW??????????????????????
I too am sorry for your blatant case of mental retardation evidenced by the fact that you responded after I asked you to stop contacting me, and further evidenced by the fact that you believe anything that comes out Rick Robinson's mouth. He is a man who's own family wants nothing to do with him, looking to get rich off of his son's bad behavior, and willing to mooch off anyone who will let him in the meantime. I wish you the best of luck you will need it. Any further contact from you will hereby be considered harassment, consider yourself notified. Please notify any of these so called third parties that they need to stop contact with me as well. I expect any further contact with me to be through a subpoena or an attorney, thanks.

Jamie Weddell
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Vegemite.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:48:15 GMT

Spreading an orgy of living germs on your toast and calling it food..

It's like a tub of chunky axle grease.

Aussies are sick.

Sign here.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:43:59 GMT

I can't remember who did this first but I like the idea.

If you have read and agree to all rules stated, and are willing to obey these rules before participating in the "Weapons" forum, please select yes in the poll.
Leave any comments in a post.

Anyone who makes a thread or post within this forum who has not read and agreed to the rules, will be disposed of.

Share Cool Shit Here

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:35:15 GMT

Use this thread for anything cool you would like to share, that doesn't necessarily need its own thread.
Videos, pictures, ideas, etc. etc.

Weapons Forum Rules.

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:26:09 GMT

Hi peoples.
Lets keep it simple.

UTFSE. (use the fucking search engine)
If you fell you must make a thread, please check and see if anything similar has been posted. Your answer may already be here.

Do not "Necro" post. "Necro" posting is when you make a crap post in a thread that's obviously dead. Posting a message stating that you agree with someones comment from 2 years ago, makes people want to kill you. If you have something totally awesome to contribute, please do so. If you can't decide whether the thread is dead or not, then GTFO. Another acronym you may see, means "Get The Fuck Out".
If you receive a GTFO, then you obviously did something wrong.

No ideas are stupid. Do not post a response to to someones thread just to state how "retarded" they are or such.
If anything, help them realize what they did wrong or why it wouldn't work.

Grammar, use it.
Please don't with numbers, it's irritating.
And periods ( . <-- that thing). use them

Keep your hardcore-ness and internet ego out of here.
Make an attempt to be nice to people.
Even if they are blatant retards.

Most important.
This is the "Weapons" forum.

Quote:

A weapon is a tool used to apply or threaten to apply force for the purpose of hunting, attack or defense in combat, subduing enemy personnel, or to destroy enemy weapons, equipment and defensive structures. A weapon is therefore a device that changes the direction or magnitude of a force. In general, they can be defined as the simplest mechanisms that use mechanical advantage (also called leverage) to multiply force.

In attack, weapons may be used to threaten by direct contact or by use of projectiles. Weapons can be as simple as a club, or as complex as an intercontinental ballistic missile. Metaphorically speaking, anything capable of causing damage, even psychologically, can be referred to as a weapon. More recently, non-lethal weapons have been developed for para-military, security and even combat use, designed to incapacitate personnel and reduce collateral damage to property and environment.

Yes, an EMP is a weapon.

Failure to comply such will result in a spanking.
Or maybe a warning.
Whatever floats your boat.
Continuous display of mental retardation will result in a ban.
No less than 1 week.
No more than eternity.

Have fun.

edit:
Please post in the agreement thread before posting in weapons.

Fuck "pshycofreak666"

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:33:19 GMT

This punk ass kid just joined today.
He's browsing.
His name makes me hate him already
Is that supposed to be some kinda of internet cliche ego shit?
Psycho Freak 666
Some devil worshiping little punk?
I bet he's a 12yo catholic boy, hell, I bet his dad's a pastor or something.
He uses the internet forums and his shitty user name as a form of relief from the real world.
And when his daddy finds out he's gonna spank (molest) him like all the other little catholic boys.

GTFO my house shitpot.

I bet he's as shitty as pyrex.

Fag.

New Years Resolutions

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:19:26 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Hey brothers and sisters of our littlwe famlit herr
Whats yor ne ywars resolution?

Mine are
Finish my truvk
FDinish c0lleg
and drink les

Ill fix my ryping tomrrow

Im need to go to sleep.

Other sites?

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:54:06 GMT

Anyone know any other kick ass forums out there on the net?
This place is starting to bore.

Barret: tough choice.

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:07:15 GMT

The man I'm buying from gave me two choices.

An 82a1 plus an 80 round box for 8000$
Or
A 95 with a BORS scope with computer (3k$ scope) and an 80 round box.
For 7000

Keep in mind the 82a1 is semi auto, and the monster scope isn't all that necessary.

And If I get the 95 I can sell the scope for at least 2k.
And then have some cash for ammunition, or the deagle he's selling.

Tough choice.

What would you do?

Cardone v.t. Carbine.

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:08:47 GMT

Picked up an old ass 6.5x52 Italian military rifle at the flea market.
Traded a lotus strat for it.
Anyone wanna buy it?
I'm not paying 1$+ per round...

For Rama.

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:46:04 GMT

New studio sub.

Peavey tko 115 with a scorpion.
Preamp out to a Crown 8000w dual channel amp
running a Yamaha 18" pro concert sub. (a 3x3x3 box)

I broke my wall.

Cops have come twice.

WARNING- Important

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:32:34 GMT

Its almost 5 in the morning...

Fuck..

Goodnight.

Kasnia.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:47:05 GMT

Where is the frog?

Domains.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:17:38 GMT

Why does acb have like 5 diff domain names?

BwAHAHAHAHA

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:42:57 GMT

Satan Claws will be here soon.
And My fire, tis roaring.
Thou shalt not steal me milk and cookie this year FAT MAN!

BWAHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GunMetal v.5

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:37:44 GMT

Will you marry me?
I can't take this any longer.
We shall commence in making butt babies and eating unicorns.
Now tongue my mason jar your stud.
YES!

Dear Everyone.

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:05:06 GMT

Let's sum up about 90 percent of my arguments.
If you have a problem, please check the listing after your title.

Little list here.

Kasnia- why are you being a cunt to me on Christmas?

Newmy- please take back the shitty mod position, or at least recommend someone.

Merf- where the fuck are you?

Rama- I miss the ol' soggy biscuit

deathlord- happy candle lighting thingy with spinny wooden things, jew.

Ghostfacekiller- merry Christmas.

Tunerkid18- owning a pontiac, does not make you the shit. Your just..... shit.

GunMetal- you're alright. for a dick wad.

Buddha- I never liked you.....

Itsa- I have a shiny nickel o.o

LiveWire- cleavage

clixer- who the hell are you?

Supafly- I think your Buddha.

If I forgot someone......

dots

OMG GunMetal

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:54:59 GMT

Likes long walks in the rain, and hot fudge sundaes.
Non smoker, drinker.
Loves cats.

Will that do?
Kasnia?

cunt

Dirty Addiction.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:24:13 GMT

Someone seems to have a joy in my genitalia .

Gunmetal-

Quote:

Haha explain the bag...Ok reach in your pants and feel just under your little hairless dick

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Hmm..All the age guess about you aside, how old are you really ?\

*edit* WAIT wtf your dick is hairy? Like gee wtf who has a hairy dick hahahaha

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Yeah I bet Phoenix's dick isn't even long enough to have a "shaft" ha,

Good guess ;D

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Young, Pubeless .

That last one fits in with some of his other post...

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Q.How do you stop a baby from choking ?

A.Remove your dick from its mouth.

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Whats better than getting your dick sucked by a 12 year old boy in the shower ?

Quote:

the priest parts it while saying "good boy good boy"

Dear losers, I think we have a case of a penis loving toddler tiddler.

A genital groping pedo penis puffer.

And what ever else you can think of.

Tunerkid18

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:01:17 GMT

This punk ass piss flap needs his own category.

LiveWire

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:56:05 GMT

Still hasn't posted cleavage pics.
Whatever shall we do.

Hi, I'm Gunmetal

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:46:20 GMT

Quote:

Ok I am here to propose a solution to our 'Problem',
I think the main reason I am so hostile towards you is because you were alot like me when I was your age (14-16) I'm presuming.
So What I suggest is we find common ground and maybe have a chat

Seriously? your trying to negotiate with me?
There's two ways this place will work.
A noob shows up, he is flamed.
That's my job, that's what I do, in fact, It is expected of me.
Ask anyone.
I am the resident douchebag.
Someone has to do the job.

Either the people stfu and realize they're place, and except the flaming for what it really is.
Or they get all pissy and fuck off.

The last person to come to an understanding was Raditude.
Quite a while back.

Now, if you send me some beer money, we can be bestest friends.

But for now your on the shitlist.
Not like that's a bad thing.
No ones been on it in a while, most of them drop out.

Now, go fuck a goat.

Dear "Gunmetal"

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:19:01 GMT

Quote:

I'm coming to visit, So who the fuck are you anyway.
From what I read you have a couple of accounts that you go on to try and be annoying.
You are a spamming asshole, and I do not like you.

Dear Gunmetal,

I am the one they call "El Senior Douchebag",
And I will eat your fucking soul, you worthless shitpot (�rama).
I will eat your babies, then kick your fucking nipples off.
Right before leaving you tied to a bed with a fresh boston steamer.
I might even call you again, sweet cheeks.

-Chuckmeister

Wood.

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:52:30 GMT

Hydraulic splitters make life a lot easier.

I split enough for the winter today, I hope.

Marijuana trip.

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:44:32 GMT

I've been smokin since I was 8 years old.
And I've never had an experience like this.
I've smoked b.s., decent shit, and godly shit.
But this last shit.
Made me trip like I had downed some fucking beaner fungus tea.
I remember exactly what it was like too.
I went outside and has ONE HIT, not even a good one, and within a minute I was having an out of body experience
It was fucking ridiculous.
Took me almost two days to fully recover, I was talking without thinking, and petting a unicorn.
Fucking A man...
Got it from some old dude....

damn.

AWESOME new toy.

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:29:16 GMT

Hell with mento and coke.
Try powerade powsder and ginger ale!

I'm still sticky

Me and my bro were bored and i decided to make some carbonated powerade.... Boom

one capful of powerade mix to one 2 liter cheap ginger ale.

Montana

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:47:26 GMT

I hate that fucking name, I do, indeed.

Yeah BULLSHIT

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:40:34 GMT

Charter communications ratted out 25 people in my town to the riaa for HAVING limewire.

Fuckin a

What I ate Today.

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:54:33 GMT

I random thread for posting what you ate.

Breakfast:

2 liter of Schweppes
Bowl of Pops
ham sandwich
3 dill pickles

Lunch:

frozen diner- potatoes au gratin with turkey and green beans.
2 liter of Schweppes
pack of peanut butter crackers
3 oranges
2 20 mg loritabs
pb&j

Dinner:

5 bowls chicken and dumplings
3 biscuits
7 star crunches
2 packs nutty buddies
handful of smarties
snickers bar
2 virgins
2 liter Mountain Dew

I was hungry today.

Just Cause

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:45:52 GMT

It seemed to get such little recognition.
This game has a great story, great game play, and stunnin graphics. Plus I got it for 10 cents at an auction . The main story Is plenty long and entertaining, and when your down, there are TONS of side missions. Great gun and vehicle play. Decent AI, with a beatable, yet still challenging difficulty level.

Summary: Just Cause is a great game, but is relatively unknown.

I'm hoping Just Cause 2 will be jsut as good, and maybe better, maybe they'll add multi-player

5 stars!

Kane and Lynch.

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:38:58 GMT

Filled with glitches, overly complicated scenarios, and a terrible ending.

But it has some good gameplay in certain parts.

That's all.

2 *'s

Enough of this shit.

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:11:50 GMT

Damn it people, were letting to many "Anarchist" butt fucking fagroids slip by, we need more flaming.

Figgers

Damn it die.

GWARGAGR
Roseart colored pencils

Just so you don't know.

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:08:08 GMT

I'm going to another alternative school, again, already graduated with a 3.9, I want a 4.0.

Yay me.

My only Rule.

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:01:50 GMT

I have no power here, but so fucking what.
For all you noobs, I ask one thing, on top of all the other rules.

Type like you have more braincells than day old sperm. Seriously, half you kids type so shitty I want to beat your mothers with a stick.
I can type a more legible sentence by tea bagging the keyboard than you can at full brain power.

For your spelling, get Firefox, it's a great browser which includes a built in spell check.

I think Opera has one too.

For your grammar, GTFO the internet and go back to school, dipshits.

For your punctuation, if you don't know how to use a period ( . ) then your hopeless, GTFO.

And for your "Internet Egos", you know what, stay, your fun to make fun of.

Gangway ye yellow bellied bastards... Sail ho!

My new philosophy.

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:36:13 GMT

So-

Necro posters

Internet egoist

Internet hardcores

"Anarchist"

And all the other motherfuckers popping up lately.

I'M GOING TO FUCK EAT YOUR SOULS YOU WORTHLESS CUM GUZZLING THUNDERCUNTS.

But as everyone has pointed out.. Please, Stay a while, Your necessary for our survival.

Wonderful World

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:52:18 GMT

This is a pics thread, for all those who like nature.
I'm going to try and get a pic of every sunrise and sunset from wherever I am at the moment.
Post some cool animal pics or something, whatever.
Nature is the shit.

Here's some pics I took this morning.

Exploding arrow!

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:23:24 GMT

There are 1 or 2 threads about this but neither are descriptive nor quite the same.

Simple Rambo Arrow,

Made it, tested it, it works.

Materials:

Chapstick container.

Enough flash powder to fill container. (I just took some from m95's)

Shotshell primers.(Most outdoors stored have them, 40$ a box, pricey, but there's 10- of them!, they cna be used for all kidns of things.)

Aluminum target arrows from walmart, 7$ each.

Some "bb's" or other small shrapnel.

Tools:

Hot glue gun (some glue gun glue)

Drill or Razor blade

Bow.

Alright then.
Take your chaptstick tube, take off the cap, and pull out the bottom twisty thing. Make sure it's nice and clean. You should have a hollow tube now. Take the cap from the tube and cut or drill a hole to fit the shotshell primer. Make sure it will be snug. Insert the primer.

Place arrow about 1cm into tube and fill around it with hot glue. Make sure the arrow is center and the tube is straight. Fill remainder of tube with flash powder, or black powder, whatever your preference or whats available.

Place bb's around primer in cap. Mine fit 2 rows of 7. Pack into the remaining space of cap with your powder.

Place cap onto tube. You may need to remove a bit of powder so cap can slide over tube. Glue well or tape around seam.

Glue a bb or something onto primer cap.

Have fun and be careful.

The bb's are not necessary and the way i placed them did not work very well because some of them were behind the charge. Setting the bbs/shrapnel around the edges of tube would work better.

I am not responsible for any injuries and/or deaths cause by your own stupidity.

Pwned the robotz!

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:47:04 GMT

There's this gated community next to my neighborhood, and I think those kind of people are robots, and robots cant s***l right?

I cleaned about 35 fish today, gathered all the guts and heads in buckets, tonight I'm raiding the neighborhood with horrific s***ls! I got enough to hit up every other house. The streets have short street lamps that open on one panel, their gonna be a target, as well as the gatehouse.

Happy Halloween Bitches!

Obamas records?

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:02:36 GMT

Obama is convicted and admitted to using drugs...
Yet I was caught with a pound of weed and I can't even vote?
Yet he can run for president....
Hmmmm.....

HAHAHAHAHAha

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:26:50 GMT

Quote:

I'll hang you from a god damned mother fucking tree, and rape your mother fucking black ass momma, and she'll have my white baby, BITCH.

I love you too...

Greatest..

Phoenix Fire — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:45:19 GMT

By far the greatest band to ever walk the earth is Cactus, simply put, agree or disagree.

Ascii art

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:01:15 GMT

This thread is Ascii art only.
Please dont c/p, i wanna see something original ro soemthing you can make by memory.

Entertainment/Media

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:32:49 GMT

Maybe we should just have a Entertainment forum.
Games, Literature, Movies, And Music could be sub-forums.
Mainly I just want a movie forum.

Hitchhikers

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 08:00:09 GMT

Who has read the whole series
I have.
Yay.

Quote:

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

For Now On.

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:42:44 GMT

For now on, you shall all know me as.
FALCOR

Kinky :D

Phoenix Fire — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:58:59 GMT

Whats your favorite way to spice things up a bit?

The hell..

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:06:28 GMT

Quote:

You have received an infraction at Anarchist Cookbook
Dear Phoenix Fire,

You have received an infraction at Anarchist Cookbook.

Reason: Bothering other members
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Racist dick.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/sho...d.php?p=194852
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Islam is evil.
I don't take chances with anyone who even looks slightly middle eastern.
All the best,
Anarchist Cookbook
__________________
I'm so bored With the U.S.A..............
.....Nah, i don't think i putting that "Noobs" signature.

your a cunt.
simply put.

Yay Fishy!

Phoenix Fire — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:07:25 GMT

So, I snagged a puffer fish today, so I was like, YAY.
I brought him home and put him in my big ass aquarium, and he decided to become a balloon. Every hour he gets bigger, I'm just waiting for him to pop.
To much stress I guess.

For those in the South.

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:41:36 GMT

Ever gotten out of the shower and go to dry off and there is a sand spur in the towel, which you don't realize is there, and all of a sudden you have whats the equivalent of a paper cut running across your scrotum?

I have.

Fuck the noobs anyways!!

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:27:26 GMT

MUAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha....dot...moredots....

Whats your Name?

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:51:14 GMT

I'm tired of calling people by they're screen name.
Could you at least share your name? or a nickname?
Hi, I'm Chuck.

Damnit Palmer

Phoenix Fire — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:12:09 GMT

Did you really just say that you don't want useless threads in the "BULLSHIT"
Forum?
Quit closing fucking threads.

Awesome Pic

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:13:57 GMT

I just took the most awesome pic ever

So, People.

Phoenix Fire — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:00:17 GMT

Penis and chocolate syrup

Taking Orders.

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:52:49 GMT

Monogrammed Patches
What design do you like?
I'll get prices later.

Hey Sweety

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:17:48 GMT

My names Dolly,
Let's go make sweet love.

Cannibal Holocaust

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:19:42 GMT

I just finished watching Cannibal Holocaust.
I'm going to have nightmares for a while now.
No fucking wonder its banned in 55 countries.

Patches

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:29:34 GMT

Every once in a while I work at a monogramming company. If I designed and had some patches made would anyone buy them?

Hey Merf.

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:00:17 GMT

Terrorized the town yet?

Aryan Struggle

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:22:53 GMT

I'm about tired of being stepped on by the niggers and democrats. Since the beginning of this election BULLSHIT I've slowly and surely become completely racist, prejudice, stereotypical, and any other term you would like to add. It's great knowing that we are probably the last generation of our kind. I'm tired of being belittled because of the actions of my ancestors, and I'm tired of apologizing to the decent people of a race, cause you know what, FUCK THAT, they're all the same mother fuckers. If your race has not evolved in 10 million years, you need to stay with your on kind. What's even worse is these nigger loving equal rights punk ass kids who were raised that its wrong to hate the blacks and everyone deserves equal rights. Fuck that shit, my dog doesn't run this house, because he's an animal, so why the fuck should a monkey be able to walk amongst the intellectual and evolved.

Fuckin A,
Agnes

Hi People

Phoenix Fire — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:29:39 GMT

Whats up bitches.
My names Agnes, and I'm a proud, racist, Aryan knight.
I know nothing of hacking, some of pyro, alot in weaponology.
So if you have any questions that's about all I can help you with.

Maybe he was right.

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:32:44 GMT

Roland made a good point, your all worthless.
so here's the solution.

test

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:44:59 GMT

tessgvdgf dgfd

Hi EVERYBODY!

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:08:51 GMT

I'm a major cock lover
please ram me hard!

Yeah its true

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:08:14 GMT

I'm a major cock lover
please ram me hard

Ban me please

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:02:45 GMT

Someone ban this account please. Thanks

Ban me please

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:58:54 GMT

Tech or someone
Please ban this acct

Ban me please

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:56:53 GMT

Tech or someone
Please ban this acct

Ban me please

Phoenix Fire — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:51:19 GMT