Fuck J.K. ROWLING

a2thae · January 7th, 2009

I just read an old interview saying that "Harry Potter is not the last horcrux"

She lied to sell books. What a bitch. (Comments say that he is indeed the last horcrux, i can't be bothered to read it.)

Fuck the whole harry potter thing, I'm not wasting my time readin that shit.

Phoenix Fire · January 7th, 2009

a2thae · January 7th, 2009

...that is a homicide-staged suicide. I will back that up like this:

1. Spoons aren't sharp.

2. If he did manage to cut himself, he would bleed to death before he could finish with that spoon.

3. Notice the expression on the face...it looks almost suprised or horrified, desperately pleading for his life and how he has 2 kids and a wife. I doubt that's how the look of someone who decapitated themselves would look like.

4. The direction of the blood splatter would be going to the right where the was if he scraped to the right, if he DIDN'T scrape to the right, the head would be in a different position, and he seems to be falling to his left, and he should be falling to the right...suspicious

5. There is no blood on the spoon

Bad with spoons? or just a victim of a psychopath?

Phoenix Fire · January 7th, 2009

It was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the library!!!!

freetibet · January 7th, 2009

J.K. Rowling is pretty hot... i'd fuck her!

Quote:

Originally Posted by a2thae

...that is a homicide-staged suicide. I will back that up like this:

1. Spoons aren't sharp.

2. If he did manage to cut himself, he would bleed to get before he could finish with that spoon.

3. Notice the expression on the face...it looks almost suprised or horrified, desperately pleading for his life and how he has 2 kids and a wife. I doubt that's how the look of someone who decapitated themselves would look like.

4. The direction of the blood splatter would be going to the right where the was if he scraped to the right, if he DIDN'T scrape to the right, the head would be in a different position, and he seems to be falling to his left, and he should be falling to the right...suspicious

5. There is no blood on the spoon

hahahahaha

CHEETZzz · January 7th, 2009

dude, lol
Harry Potter is soo last year. hahaha

but fuck it, they were good ass books.
suck my 9

a2thae · January 7th, 2009

I just watched the movies, and they sucked, so fuck it.

"I lived through some fuckin spell, i'm mediocre except i can ride a broom better cuz i got a better broom blah blah blah..(fell asleep)" fuck that

Btw, I believe I know who the murderer was:

Chuck Norris, In the library, with a roundhouse kick.

That's always the answer when you put chuck norris into clue.

deathlord888 · January 7th, 2009

the movies do suck, the books i will admit are good, well mostly the last few

neomatrixjc · January 9th, 2009

never like her books or the movies, im more into the sword of truth series and lord of the rings, she should not be recognized as a great fantasy writer, she just typed in some manipulating words to get money from little boys and girls. personally i hope she goes bankrupt soon.

ArcaneMethods · January 12th, 2009

I like the books and the movies. And I am also aware I just opened myself to tons of insults.

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