if u cud get ur dick sucked by any one person who wut it be... id do some chick in high school that was stuck up and wuda never gave me play cuz i didnt roll with the popular crowd, wasnt like 30 yrs old? and wasnt 100% white, or a black sports star=o,

come suck some dick bitches, oh and... if I really met God and he let me speak to him, i'd cry like a teeny bopper girl being visited by justin t. on Christmas and have no idea what i'd really say, I'd probably want it to be fresh and unspoiled by any corruption of the mind, kind of like when you make a wish don't tell anyone, because you want it to be special <3

"Um...shit...wow, guess this explains a lot of things dude. One question though...why are most of your followers hypocritical pricks or brainwashing victims? Also, your Bible's a little stale. Except for the bit where you turn Jesus into a zombie, genius dude."

And then, hopefully I'd get a chance to pass a doob with the big cheese.

But in heaven, you're always high.

lololol

Surely, part of the fun of smoking that shit is the art of rolling...

Oh, and sorry for possibly sending this thread off topic XD