Lets say you died and there was a god, what would you say to him?

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Well, I would be respectful, but if I spent more than 5 minutes with him, I'd probably kind of go WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!

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I'd probably be like, "oh shit," I guess you did exist. I would then engage in asking him many questions, as to why he/she approached things a certain way.

Or maybe I'd punch him, I mean even if I were to go to hell, at least I will be able to say for eternity I punched god in the fuckin face.

haha yea that would be great.

I dono, i would probably just be like "oh hi there"

Wait...someone else said this? Whoa...somehow I did not see that.

well first i would ask, is the bible true? if it said yes it is an accurate history of my dealing with humans. then i would have no choose but to attack it saying, you evil pice of shit how dare you drowned the the entire population of earth except your little suck up, how dare you threaten to kill your followers if they did not go out and and kill and take towns. you demonize the serpent who got man to eat from the tree of knowledge what all you wanted man to be was petty animal flinging shit at each other. the evil devil in your book begs us to think you beg us to murder blindly at your fucking whims your the evil one your the demon!

i would play up his/her insecurities and use them to my advantage as i do with people....and if god happens to be a hot girl i'd probably fuck her after we work out her daddy issues and such

cause god has some major daddy issues

I think God became a deity with less anger during the New Testament. The birth of his son on Earth must have calmed him down...