or pretend to slip on something and threaten to sue the place. Always great. Because they will offer you things lol silly stores.

kinda is cause it pisses ppl off

True. People need to lighten up.

no then they wouldn't get mad then pranks would be harder

gah, i had a shit load of ideas, but i guess i took to long writing it so it logged me out! =[
anyways... some ideas i had was, get a bunch of cockroaches and grasshoppers, and red ants, and let them loose all over the store, put them in peoples carts, and in the dairy isle.
another idea is, take a bunch of gogurt, and hide them in places that people might step on, or their carts might run over and pop them, lol.
or just squeeze all the gogurt all over the isle and watch to see people fall.
or take a knife and slice open the bottoms of cereal boxes/bags (works the best with the cheap off brand giant bags) and also chip bags work pretty well.
another fun thing to do is, put on a Halloween costume, and rampage the store knocking over everything you see, especially in isles with lots of people.
also, get a bunch of tubes of lube, and drop them in random peoples carts, lolz
or walk around looking normal, and at random moments shout and scream a swear words, like you have turrets or something.

maybe

but easy to get caught

maybe

but easy to get caught

yeah, it would be pretty easy to get caught.
but, as long as you run your ass off, you should get away =]
hehe

A fun game to play is to find the combination of items that most freak out the clerk and the people around you. So far the winning one for me and my friends is a tie between a pregnancy test and a single coat hanger, or a water mellon and a tube of ky jelly.

lol those are always funny