have someone pretend to be retarded and then use your imagination. works best where there are plenty of floor staff to ask for assisstance

Find the dvd player for the display tv's and put on a really messed up porno (at least 2 girls, 1 cup level, preferably more messed up *cringes*). If your in a mall, Buy some mrs. fields cookies and put them in the cd players and dvd players. Ill think of more later.

Check the actual ACB. There's some good stuff in there.

Walk up to some chick employee, read their name tag, and then start shouting at em like you know em from somewhere. (ex. Rachel) "RACHEL OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABSTINATE! WHEN DID YOU GET PREGNANT" "Rachel I need help, I'm thinking about committing suicide, and your the only one who has ever been there for me"

I'm sure you can come up with better ones.

Dude, RAV. Use "EDIT ME" if you remember something else instead of double posting.

get like ten people and go to the fruit part
pick up a shit load of apples and start throwing them at each other all over the store
that seem fun and would make people confused

Me and my bud where walking into walmart one time and this old lady was working for some charity asked if I wanted to help the children, I looked at her and said I eat children. It was fucking hilarious she thought I was the devil hahahaha. I guess you had to be there.

Hide-n-seek in walmart is always fun, maybe tag. or maybe carry around tampons and rubbers and hemroid cream or preggo tests and through them in peoples carts when they are'nt looking.

Food coloring/koolaid in the fish tanks

Take a nap anywhere. On empty shelves, furiniture displays anywhere. It helps if its one of those bored hungover waiting for your next drunk days.

i like old people hahhahaha

once i was playing hide-n-seek in walmart and my friend found me, because i got myself cornered (ya stupid), but i saw it coming so i started the whole i lost my contact thing (which i don't even wear them) and i just ran away. It was hilarious, and he got pissed.

I should totally try the hide-n-seek thing. although its not really a prank

Get a bunch of shit in your hand like in a convenience store or something like a bunch of bags of chips and shit. Then be walking around and act like you trip and make everything go flying. Same with a cart. Full cart of course.