Store Pranks - Page 11

DHMO · January 13th, 2009

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Originally Posted by Nebuchadnezzar

Reverse pickpocketing, like those awful Burger King commercials, only with the magnetic security strips from assorted merchandise. Either take them out in the store or remagnetize at home by chasing a magnet across it a bunch of times.

Or, if you or a friend works at a store you can get them quite easily.

Warpurlgis · January 14th, 2009

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Originally Posted by DHMO

Delete this.

delete this?? delete what?

DFW333 · January 25th, 2009

#35 = The overhead page for Lowe's Home Improvement Stores. Pick up the phone, choose a line and at the dial tone press "#-3-5" and it will activate. Dont even say anything, just carefully put the phone down (dont hang up) and no one will be able to page or anything. The entire store will be in chaos.

Also, if you pick up the phone and dial "7-7-7" then follow the prompts you can get the overhead to play the recorded announcements such as "Code 3 to the front registers." Paging a code 3 will get employees running to the front of the store to assist with checking out the long lines. Just enter the code follow the prompt and then hang up when it says "Thank You."

I've got another one but Im going to wait until I leave the company to post it

semperfi556 · January 30th, 2009

Bare with me on this one. You can do an upper decker to a store, one of my friends did it, its kind of gross but it's pretty funny. Go into the bathroom and poo in the water tank of the toilet, when people flush its gross and someone is gonna have to take the poop out.

Tarasen · February 2nd, 2009

You should get one of those blood bags and tie it to your chest then, get someone to shoot you with a bb gun and then act dead until people freak out then, get up and act all zombie.
And with the dressing up shit, wear a balaclava and tape plastic explosives to your chest then run into kmart or some shit and scream, not yell scream "For Allah!!" heh i ran screaming through my school once while wearing a balaclava, bloody fags gave me detention.

Garret722 · February 2nd, 2009

I found the thermostat for the hole store in a dollar store once.
I turned it up as high as it would go(it was like 90 outside already)

Warpurlgis · February 22nd, 2009

bump..........

DFW333 · February 22nd, 2009

If you go into a Lowes home improvement store you can change the store manager's name on the bottom of the receipt. Just spend some time walking around until you find a terminal that has been logged on and left unattended.

Whatever screen it is on, press F3 until it wont change screens any more (usually 6 times is all that is needed). When you are in the main menu you'll see a list of 16 entries with the first being

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1. Sales Menu

If you dont see that, you're not on the right screen. Just press F3 again if needed.

Once you do get to the top menu, press SHIFT+F3 to access a different menu. Then put in 13 and press enter. In this screen you can edit the store manager's name to whatever you want it to be. They may not catch it for months and it will print on every receipt at every register.

Another thing you can do is the selected items report. Follow the steps above and get to the top menu with 1. Sales Menu as the first option. Then type in 9.3.1 and hit enter. What you want here is to find the Stock Type and Stock Level, press TAB to scroll down to it and type an S beside "ALL" in each column. Then press F9.

What this will do is generate a report on every item the store has ever sold, whether they still have it or not. When it is done compiling it the report will be hundreds of pages long (it will print at the nearest printer). While it is in the process of compiling that data no other reports can be run. You'll keep everyone in the store from being able to process reports for hours. The best time to do that is early in the mornings when all the reports are being submitted.

There's a couple more, but I'll hold on to them for the time being.

the jolly roger · February 23rd, 2009

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Originally Posted by Tarasen

You should get one of those blood bags and tie it to your chest then, get someone to shoot you with a bb gun and then act dead until people freak out then, get up and act all zombie.
And with the dressing up shit, wear a balaclava and tape plastic explosives to your chest then run into kmart or some shit and scream, not yell scream "For Allah!!" heh i ran screaming through my school once while wearing a balaclava, bloody fags gave me detention.

they would of given you way more than a detention

Warpurlgis · February 23rd, 2009

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Originally Posted by DFW333

If you go into a Lowes home improvement store you can change the store manager's name on the bottom of the receipt. Just spend some time walking around until you find a terminal that has been logged on and left unattended.

Whatever screen it is on, press F3 until it wont change screens any more (usually 6 times is all that is needed). When you are in the main menu you'll see a list of 16 entries with the first being If you dont see that, you're not on the right screen. Just press F3 again if needed.

Once you do get to the top menu, press SHIFT+F3 to access a different menu. I forget the exact number, just find the one that says "Receipt Trailer." Type that number and press the enter on the number pad. In this screen you can edit the store manager's name to whatever you want it to be. They may not catch it for months and it will print on every receipt at every register.

Another thing you can do is the selected items report. Follow the steps above and get to the top menu with 1. Sales Menu as the first option. Then type in 9.3.1 and hit enter. What you want here is to find the Stock Type and Stock Level, press TAB to scroll down to it and type an S beside "ALL" in each column. Then press F9.

What this will do is generate a report on every item the store has ever sold, whether they still have it or not. When it is done compiling it the report will be hundreds of pages long (it will print at the nearest printer). While it is in the process of compiling that data no other reports can be run. You'll keep everyone in the store from being able to process reports for hours. The best time to do that is early in the mornings when all the reports are being submitted.

There's a couple more, but I'll hold on to them for the time being.

so do you work there

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