lol i saw how long that post was and just skipped it, but you could put oil on the windshield wipers and when they turn on the windshield will be hard as hell to see through

I like my post how I like my dicks

wait that's not right

if you can pop the hood just remove an item, any item. odds are even if you have no idea what youve done, you'll still fuck it up

The candle in the oil plug is a good idea. It could be messy to do though, and not real quick. Maybe you could shove a candle in the oil fill, though I'm not shure how much you could get in there.

I've always wonderd what a couple bags of rice in the radiator would look like, or maybe oatmeal.

Pull a spark plug, replace the plug wire onto the plug, cut or remove fuel line under the hood and tape the two together. They will expect their car to start and it would only catch fire.
-OR-
Cut brake lines ( car must me manual transmission) and clamp/wire/weld or whatever the gas pedal to the brake. They will try and stop only to go faster and crash, lol. NOTE cut the E-brake cable as well.

not how it works.
it makes it where the oil drains out after it gets hot and melts the candle.
so theyre in the car when it happens and they gotta pull over.
Ive used it to get people out into the open.

To Just Piss Sombody Off, Dump Paint Thinner Or Throw Bologna all over thier Car to ruin the paint job

If you shoved some wax into the oil filler it would get hot and melt to the bottom of the oil pan. Then when the go to start thecold engine the wax might plug the oil pickup tub/screen. If that happens the engine could blow up. That's what I was saying.

yeah, don't do the jump thing if your a pussy. Odds are you'll piss your pants, and you'll just end up being scared instead of having fun doing it haha

or you could just smash it with a hammer