Send A Car To Hell

The Gunslinger · July 19th, 2008

Here's a few good ways to fuck with someone's Car,what you can do is endless but this might help get you started;

01-Push a Shotgun Shell or small crossman Co2 tank way down into the muffler so it goes off as they go down the road

02-Plug up the muffler with a potatoe or something

03-Put Sand or Plastic in the Gas Tank

04-Use a Razor Blade to Cut thier Tires Open and Fill Them With Quick Dry Cement

05-Tie a Bucket Onto the back of thier truck so when they Start Going Fast, It Hit's someone elses Car and they Get Sued

06-Put Drano in a small medicine Bottle and Trow It In The Gas Tank, So when the Plastic Bottle Dissolves the Drano Explodes

07-Replace The Wiper Blades With Little Tacks So When They Turn The Wipers On It Skratches The Hell Out Of Thier Windshield

08-Put a Metal Bar Across The Battery Terminals And Dump Gas All Over The Engine

09-Take A Tow Rope Or Chain and Attach Thier Car's Axel Or Bumper To A Bigger Car or Around A Tree

10-Just Stick A Rag Down The Gas Tank, Light it And Run Like Hell

11-Dump Bleach In The Oil

12-Hide Smelly Shit In non-conspicuous places on the car

chaostheory89 · July 19th, 2008

The sugar in the fuel does nothing to the engine whatsoever, however, pour something flammable in to it and, while increasing the fuel octane, it does some damage on it. You can also put bleach in the oil, that will kill the engine.

Phoenix Fire · July 19th, 2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaostheory89

The sugar in the fuel does nothing to the engine whatsoever, however, pour something flammable in to it and, while increasing the fuel octane, it does some damage on it. You can also put bleach in the oil, that will kill the engine.

Yeah bleach is real bad, turns oil into water and eats away all the seals

hunter2011 · July 19th, 2008

my mom was a hippe back in her day and when construction equipment was tearing up some gopher turtle holes she went to the big bull dozers and put sand in them, she said they tried to sue her and had to evidence but it totally fucked the engines

numerator-91 · July 19th, 2008

pour cat food down the windscreen, it goes down the little holes into the engine area then when it gets hot it smells like shit. or you can hide seafood in the hubcaps

CHEETZzz · July 19th, 2008

this is such a Jolly Rodger thread....

Quote:

Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive
(for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the
way through the pavement!

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler,
etc.)

- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball,
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
Plastic deforms and dilutes into gas. The final result is much
harder to inject into the engine, possibly causing valve replacement.

- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the
tailpipe.

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
this:
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³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ÚÙ
³ À¿
ÀÄÄÙ

Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar
detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
on the seats!)

Have Fun! -= RFLAGG =-

lol

Phoenix Fire · July 19th, 2008

crossman co2 cart*****s in the muffler, not tale pipe, but muffler, or as far into the tailpipe as possible
loud as FUCK and trashes the muffler

Sionyx · July 20th, 2008

Quote:

Put Sugar or Plastic in the Gas Tank

on any semi-modern car, this won't do much, other than get them to have to change a filter.

Frankenfish · July 20th, 2008

You could hold a lighter under the door handle right before said person comes to open the door.

Release a rabid mongoose in the car?

Buddha · July 20th, 2008

so much stupidity

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