While the teacher was out of the room, a student reached down his pants and pull out a few pubes and walked over to the teachers desk and put them in her coffee cup. When she came back, she went to take a drink, and noticed and dropped her coffee on the ground and kinda screamed! Then she repeatedly said, "Who did that? Who would do that?" and ran out of the room for the rest of the hour! Too bad it was near the end of class...


and one thing I do everyday to get out of the routine boredom of school...

In our bathrooms, there is this little shelf that you can put your books on when you piss/shit...so I always piss ALL over that! And the wood is stained so it looks like a faded yellow, so in some cases you can't tell it's there! I only wish that I could see the reaction of someone that puts thier books in it...

Thats sick, ban that member just for telling me that.

i piss on toilet paper. Or lock the stalls climb over or crawl under then piss around it so people cant get to the bathrooms

thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yea it is funny but im waiting for the day when i gotta go after i do it. Another one is last year we filled milk bottles up with scraps of food put them in my friends locker and let them rot then we threw them down the stairs at people we got some preppy ass chicks a few times

Some kid left the gas in the science labs last day... school had to start a week late

my school is surronded on two sides by grass fields (more or less). my plan is simple: wrting a bunch of shit in that grass really big with roundup, i'll probably do that the weekend before school ends next year. then theres some other plans in progress, chaining various gates and doors shut, instigating a school wide protest, organizing a benefeit for the homeless at my school (with just the knowledge of the homeless and maybe some news media) idk basically dumb funny shit that won't get me arrested, and if it runs a risk of being arrested it has to be a misdemeanor (assualting the school from a distance with paintball guns might be a felony, i need to do some research)

i like doing little shit to the school but once in a while ill do something big

I like throwing shit on the walls or on the floors to make the janitors like hell, also to REBELL!

last week we had a milk bottle full peaches(that looked like rotten chicken) and ranch and ketchup mixed together but my table started kicking it down the hall and some one had a good idea of stepping on it and they did and it sprayed all over some preppy chicks and the janitors ended up having to clean that up.