I'm currently looking for a cruel even brutal prank to play on my schools administration. They've fucked me over too many times and lied to me and shit, and can't deal with their own problems so they whine to the police cheif for the dumbest reasons. My specific target is the dean of students, who has taken a liking to following me around and trying to get me for absolutely anything. Any idea's on how to get revenge on this dumb dyke?

piss in her coffee
no..no!!!
wait....
store some hash in her desk and call the police\
bitch go to jail
do you know were she lives???

I think I have an idea yes

Make sure you have a WELL thought out plan before doing this. (i will help) put them in separate labled amount baggies to get him charged for intent of distribution. You SAW him put them in his desk. Put them in a place where he won't find them, like the back of a bottom drawer. Gosh... i am teh genius. Go for it.

well
then
do things to her house
wait until shes gone
break her windows
spray paint her door
i mean if your looking or somthing clever
then thas a diffrent story
but if you really hate her set her house on fire

stop being a dumbass and getting in trouble, thatsll show'em

o yeah....stay OUT of trouble
your clearly a fun person....

Well, if you decide to stash drugs in her desk, then I suggest finding some goody two shoes that is willing to report her. If you report her, then they might suspect that you placed them in her desk (being that they already assume you're always up to nothing good). Thing is, you may not be able to find some goody two shoes willing to report her.

Well...How far are you willing to go with your revenge? Are you willing to do horrible deeds? Poison? Arson? Destruction of property? Assault? Murder? The real question I have is How much shit are you willing to face in the scenario that you get caught?

Poison is the most discreet, but a well planned Arson out of nowhere will have the cops scrambling trying to figure out who the fuck did it while in the mean time you leave the state/country.

(vv)

You could also blatantly fuck the guy up. Just hit him square in the jaw with a frasier hook, pounce on him, slip him a valium/roofie and he won't know what the fuck hit him.

I don't reccommend that one (^^) unless you want some SERIOUS satisfaction....and are going to be leaving the country right after that..

get a cross on fire and dress as a ghost if shes black lol
um you could always do a shit load of minor things