I had a can of mace once on my school bus. My friend took it, sprayed a little bit under the seat. In like 30 seconds the whole fucking buss was coughing.

</sarcasm> DAMN what a mutha fucking badass!!!<sarcasm>

A little bit of mace? what the fuck. That's weak. If your gonna even fucking spray mace use a liberal amount. Yea, my friend took a shit on the bus, and had everyone coughing and breathing hard in under 30 seconds....

Are you retarded dude? They had to stop the bus and get everyone off it cause it was so bad. The bus driver almost crashed into the car ahead of us. Why the fuck would someone shit on the bus? Is he 2?

why wouldn't you shit on the bus?

1st: it's funny as shit (no pun intended)
2nd: you could just say you couldn't hold it any longer
3rd: I dunno



ANYWAY...
Back to the air vent thing...
Why don't you either smoke a good amount of weed or leave a bag of weed burning in front of it? (but why waste a good bag of weed?)

Y'know...get the whole school high...

If the smoking cigarettes in front of the air intakes made a smell, then weed should too

A couple of tubs of chicken liver left in several lockers will stink the place up.

throw roadkill in the vents, it will spread the reak of dead rotting animals across the school

no one noticed he was taking a shit?
fucking retard......

it doesn't take too long to shit if you have to shit. He wasn't even gonna do a prank but he just had to shit but he didn't want to shit himself. After he was done, he moved seats and acted like nothing happened. He smelled like shit tho.

did he wipe?

He did afterwards. I think he didn't immediately, unless he used his shirt or some shit.