Alright so i have a gallon of piss. and i cant decide what i should do with it. ive thought of dumping it in someones car. just like chucking it out of a car window at someone. dumping it out on someones porch. i cant decide.

If it involves making someone drink it then this is deleted. Other then that I think you should maybe pour it wear ppl go to get their stuff from vending machines.

First thing, what the fuck are you doing with a gallon of piss?

a gallon of semen would be funnier

It might take a little longer to get semen, but a lot more fun.
Put it all over someone's bed that you don't like. Not the sheets the mattress so that it stays, or is at least harder to get out.

yea it would be loads of fun

yea im liking the vending machine idea.lol drink it? i doubt u could even mix that with something. the calciums startin to build up. we opened it in my friends garage. and within 30 seconds the ammonia s***l was so bad we had to leave and let it air out. i was thinkin maybe save it for winter and just dump it on someones car. so it freezes.

and dont question me on why or how i have/got this gallon of piss

Well to bad I am

i remember we halffilled a beer bong with piss and then topped it off with beer so it had a head. the poor victim was not pleased and proceeded to projectile vomit like a motherbitch

Tsk, tsk, numerator, that post involved drinking piss! Jk but I love your story