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Old May 19th, 2008   #31
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Quickest way to a womens heart.

Through one of the bottom orifices. Either or I don't care which one.

edit:not intended to sound extremely perverted. hahah
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Old June 7th, 2008   #32
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the fastest way to a girls heart is through her asshole


damn i should have read the posts first ^^
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Old June 15th, 2008   #33
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well ya gotta know what to say and when to say it. it also helps if you have a bit of charm. just make sure that you look into her eyes when they talk and let em know that you care to hear what they have to say. just be there for her and be kind. give her a shoulder to cry on and a friend to shop with, but also be a man and defend her honor...and let her see your six pack. i know my girl loves mine
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I am a pickup master, and through all my experience I think that if I had to narrow it down..The best way to get a woman is to be a MAN.

Have some confidence, and keep situations light, try not to talk about depressing shit.

Charm, humor, and cockyness are a nice mix.

Remember to try to be her BOYFRIEND not her GIRLFRIEND and you should be fine as long as you don't come across as a stalker dude who hasn't been with a bitch in 10 years..

You could go for the artist/sensual type but normally I only do that if I want a one night stand. The artist/sensual type aren't reliable in a woman's eyes but they are sexy. They usually are gone once they get their sex.

You could use your money/wealth and show it off, but then you probably won't get past hugging/kissing until you prove you're loyal.

Attraction isn't a choice..as a wise man once said, it's a emotional reaction and you can't help it.

OH and that is BULLSHIT in the post above me about being kind. That won't do shit. The only reason she would stay with you if your being kind and caring is if she's looking for a wussbag husband or if you have some looks. Kindess does nothing to increase attraction. Don't get me wrong...if your an arrogant asshole that won't work either..just COCKY HUMOR and CHARM. and you should be good to go. If you aren't comfortable being that then your pretty much fucked, because woman can sense if you are uncomfortable with a situation.

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I would have to agree with Deo, one of the quickest ways to a womans heart is the ability to go to any length for her. They also like it if you spend time with them. If you get them gifts, remember, its not the price that matters, but the thought that count.

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I've always found bein honest, and dedicated always helps. not to mention some good looks help. Sometimes hooking them, then letting them chase you, in other words, dont be overly available, keep the mistery or the suspence high.
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