Kill the boyfriend......

you get right to the point....jeeze lol +.+

i like this idea

That was my first thought...

and this was my second, but if i do either of these she'll know and wont ever speak to me again. Shes really anti-violence especially when it comes to me hurting people. She actually got in between me and a guy i was getting ready to fight for fucking with her.

But seriously i even considered getting a friend of mine to fuck her bf up and force him to dump her while i was hanging out with her so i couldnt be blamed

What if ye just like throw boiling grease on his face and ugly him up?

If something happens to him i have to have a good alibi otherwise i'll be blamed (this wouldnt be the first time i've done something of this nature).

Plus then shed be all over him and feel bad for him and that wouldnt help me in the least.

although she would probably get tired of him sooner if he was fucked up like that

get 4 friends to beat/rape the fuckhead A Clockwork Orange style

hahaha he hasnt done anything to me directly so im gonna have him hurt as little as possible to get the job done