when youre freind vomits in your car and you think its an elaborate joke and laugh about it.

When the police show up and you tell the officer to look behind him thinking you can run away...

That first one could actually happen. We've been out in a park smoking a bowl with deer walking by 10 feet away.

And I need to get start getting higher around my friend's moms...

But...

When you offer and try to pass the pipe to the deer walking 10 feet away.

When you are baking pizza, but end up almost burning the building down because you are so entranced with your new found dancing skills fueled by the flour you knocked on the floor.

When you are convinced your buddy is Satan

When you are sure you're in a B horror movie and the giant clawed tentacle things is going to bust through the window any moment and devour you. And it doesn't help that when you're trying to verify this, everyone around you keeps asserting that they are just actors in the movie.

When you start ripping holes in space time just so you can reach through and bring stuff back to make this universe heavier.

when you spill beer all over the floor board of your friends mom's car' backseat, sitting in the driveway of her house when your getting out to drive home.

when your 40 year old neighbor is trying to freak you out because she KNOWS your high off your face

when fat chics look apealing

OH! nostlagia!!:
When you are hunch down trying to feel a duck with your right hand, walking behind it trying to catch it, and your friends yell at you saying its 15 feet away

hahaha thats fucking good

I've heard the victory theme from final fantasy start playing just after making a mondo sandwich. I even saw a loot screen come up with 1x Sandwich 1x Cola.

I took all.

when you and your friends hear music that sounds like grndcore, only to find your toilet is broken and makeing wierd noises

When you have to talk your self step by step through making ramen noodles and everytime you give yourself a step you say okay to your self to varify that you understood the task you set aside for your self by your self to maintain an understanding between you and yourself.

You turn around see a dog in your house turn around again to only realize you don't have a dog you decide to keep the dog and name it Scooby doo. You give it steak covered in BBQ sauce. You wake up the next morning to find a perfectly good steak stuck to your kitchen floor.

One pupil is huge the other is normal size

You think the moon is edible.

You headbang to the mario theme song.

You crap your pants. Go to change your pants and find no poop. (quite scary)

You think your having a huge party go in your bedroom to grab your bong. Walk out into your living room to find none of your friends are actually there but you proceed to smoke with them anyway.

You feel obligated to take off your pants before you smoke a cigarette

Kicked out of CVS for taking off your pants and smoking

when you go to the bathroom to take a piss only to realize that you dont have to

when you then forget you have piss and piss yourself and wonder who dumped water on your pants

when the orange soda bottle begins to talk to you....and you reply in class yelling at it to stop trying to convence you to take off your pants....then you actually take them off and get suspended(actually happened to me)

when the joint you were gonna smoke tells you not to light it up cause it burns(again happened to me....i threw it at my friend XD)

when you go to the swimming pool in your swimming trunks only to realize that it is the middle of winter and you have been swimming in the snow and get frost bite(again true for me)

when your friend can convence you to run after a cop stark naked

when you actually do it and get arrested for indecent exposur

when you can convence the cop that your cloths were stolen by some bum and he ate your food and locked you out of your own house(that was a great day for stoners every where XD)

when you are sitting on the front stoop of your apartment smokeing a joint and telling the people in cars how to drive even tho you dont have a licence(my friend did this one)

when your car turns into the batmobeal and you think your being chased by the joker and doing 140 down the side streets down town

thats all the one's i can think of for now......wait....one more

when your keyboard tells you to keep typeing cause its turning it on........wait.......(Ummm......that was strainge.......i need to lay off the drugs....XD)

when ur at the mall and u knock over ur friends mango ritas. u start yelling about how ur going to jail for killing all the mango people

when u smoke with ur cat and u 2 r sitting on the sofa watching the simpsons movie and eating mashed potatoes talking about how u thought the movie wasnt that good as u thought itd be

when u have to throw away an empty 40 bottle, u decide u want to run 10 blocks to a deserted mexican mushroom farm to do it, by the time u get there u forgot u have ur licence

when u go into work (you make sandwhiches at work) and every order u get looks like a large #8. soo all you make is large #8s and when the boss is yelling at u, u have no idea what u r doing wrong

when ur cruising and the people at taco bell forgot to give u the straws, the driver says 'lets rob those bitches' and u reply 'wait until i turn into a black guy and then ill do it'

when u try to put eye drops in and u squirt it all in ur mouth

when u forget how to swallow and u choke on a peice of ham and barf in the trashcan

when u go up to ur passed out friend and continuosly spray him in the face with axe until someone stops you

when u and ur friend think u r running full speed to catch a big screen tv and u relize ur running in place in front of a wall sized mirror and the big screen tv is behind you

when u sit in the corner by yourself , talking to yourself blasting infected mushroom on ur ipod and then relize whats going and say 'where the fuck is everybody' and theyre all in front of u playing wii. u just had ur head down

when you think you have just watched all of Narnia the relize its just the title screen you have been watching for 2 hours

you belive a huge dome has just been placed over the world and your the only one that can see it and you have to tell the world

You start playing with a lighter setting paper on fire. you freak out because there fire dial 911. the operator tells you just to throw some water on it you get pissed and start fighting with the operator.( this has happend to me)

you get hungry so you decide to go to your grandma's house. when you get there you relize she has moved. so you go to the new house then you relize shes been dead for 3 years.