I wish I knew. I really wish I knew.

I woke up two days later on a beach in a different state, wearing clothes that weren't mine, with another man's wallet and ID, no car keys, no phone, feet cut to ribbons and my bank account missing three grand.

When i got home there were cops waiting there who took me in for public intoxication, causing a nuisance, public urination, riding on a motor vehicle without driver's permission (note: ON, not IN), several highway misdemeanours and one quarantine violation.

The best that they knew (luckily I knew these guys pretty well so we were straight with each other) is that I jumped on the back of a pickup on the highway, the driver thought I was mad and was too scared to slow down so he drove across the state lines at like a hundred and eighty, when he got to the line I bailed out, rolled down the hill and fled into the night. I got the quarantine violation cos I had a bag of oranges with me that i took into the next state... From there on, nobody knows shit.

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
got busted for oranges,that sucks
must have been some good shit

wow, that was a really good story to read! thanks man lol. it's crazy how messed up people can get where they don't remember shit. i know this one time me and my buddies were all camping and smokin' some weed and this one dude said he was gonna drop some acid, but i didn't want any so he did most of what he brought with him, and the next morning when we all woke up, the dude that did the acid was nowhere to be found... we searched all over the place for him and never found him so we had to leave without him. come to find out, like 3 days later the cops picked him up on the side of the highway running naked LMAO

I got really stoned and flipped my car 15 feet in the air and landed on the roof in the middle of a side street. The side street was just off of the main road so everyone saw. I walked out without a scratch but the cops searched my car and found a bowl. Got charged with CDS in a vehicle, possession of CDS, Possession of Paraphernalia and Careless Driving. Everything got dropped except Possession of CDS and Careless Driving, but the Careless Driving got lowered to Obstructing Traffic. I had 12 months probation and Out Patient Rehab. This was my 2nd trip to out patient. PO was really nice, only had to talk/see her once. Got off in 7 months instead of 12.

great stories man, yall mighta heard bout this shit through the news, me and a home boy of mine got pretty drunk one night, we had half an ounce of weed, nothing to smoke out of, instead of smoking from a can or making a foil pipe, i saw a shovel in my back yard and said "hey man, i got 2 shovels, so lets go dig up a body and make its skull into a fucking bong!" thats the part when she shoulda told me "no... ur fucking retarded" but he didn't, so we jumped in my car, drove to an abandoned graveyard a few miles away, and started diggin, it started to get bright outside and we were about 5 feet into the ground, we figured fuck it we can come back when it gets dark, no body knows bout this place so it should be fine, before leaving i looked at the tombstone to see the dudes name Willie Simms died 1921, we left when i got home i looked up the guy on google to see if i was diggin up anyone of importance, found out he was an 11 yr old kid, who was buried there bc his father was a WW1 vet, turns out the entire graveyard was full of vets from ww1 and 2, so we said fuck goin back, we made the mistake of telling a few friends, bout a month l8r one of the people we told was bein questioned by the cops for credit card fraud. He ratted us out hoping to get out of trouble, i had to go to juvi for a week, then got transfered to a psychiatric facility for another week, got on pat release now i cant leave the house without my dad by my side get piss tested 2x a month and had my license taken away... hows that?

lol, what the fuck. they should of let you go. you didnt even get to the body

that made my day, and I don't remember that on any news shows.

if everyone was a stoner there would be world peace and love all around

will simms would of been my uncled had he not died.....