You know whats funny? My neighbors give me keys to watch their house 0.o

first off, ledzeppeman, I read your story that kicked off this thread today, and it totally made my day. i love it.
"Christians" can be pretty ridiculous; it's entertaining.
i'd like to hear more stories about you fucking with them, if you or anybody has any.

that said, one of recent traditions is going to church every sunday with my friend, but getting really baked first and then we go and drink all their free coffee and donuts and stuff and of course when you're stoned the worship music sounds so cool, it's like a modern church with like rock worship and the sermon sounds so deep cuz i'm ripped; i love it.

and then i go up to all of the christians and start talking about crazy shit and stuff and they get all weirded out, it's hilarious.

(I'm technically an "existential deist", if y'all wanna know where i stand religiously)

lolz this one time i stole some holy water with a plastic cup and got my bubbler out of my car and toked up in the parking lot and went into the youth group rambling about how jesus was actually saying that he was just a and all of mankind were the children of god and we all have the power within in us once we learn to control it, but his message had been distorted by ignorant followers. i pissed off alot of people that day

what the hell dose the smoking weed with holy water have to do with your story??? and that comedy that said that joke is pretty funny, if were all children of god why the fuck is Jesus so damn special

Thanks filmdude.

Yeah, I remember going to church blazed as hell and they thought I was demon possessed. The church I have to go to is full of fucking nut cases. They were praying and yelling and shit. It was kinda funny... so I laughed. I guess it sounded evil or something because they started really getting into it.

Long story short, I got bored and left before they got done and just left them sitting there.

the cops around here dont give a rats ass what i smoke...
fuckin awsome
im pretty sure jesus would roll up a joint with me if he came back
hahahaha

Where do you live? I wanna go!

yea were ever that guy lives im in ... i haven't been to church in like 10 years but i do tend to toke and then walk around town ... and i start some weird ass shit with all the shop owners and stuff ... i went into like some electronics store and started asking the guy if he had ever been robbed and what he would do if he got robbed in like 15 mins ... when i left i kept thinking the cops are gonna stop me and talk to me or something never did ... we've rode around in the car with cap guns and scared the shit outa some old people ... stuff like that ...

Santa Cruz, California, baby!!

weed capital of the world!

c'mon down, and we'll blaze up.

(although, it's interesting you live in Georgia; I may be moving to Atlanta to work with the Libertarian Presidential Campaign)

Libertarians...god...I love those guys. I actually smoked a joint with one of their presidential nominees at their convention in denver a couple months ago. good times.

people around here (neighbors)
must have like 16 people living in one house and they all sit on the deck and get blazed...
to see how much the cops gave a shit we called and said one of our neighbors is dealing drugs
and they said they'd dispatch a patrol car
and they never did hahahaa