Cops are bitches. They are the bullies that dropped out of high school b/c they were too stupid to make it past 9th grade. So they thought, "How can I still fuck with these people?" and the answer is being a cop.

What if the grass had pesticides in it? I bet you would get a buzz then. (and a little b-damage, but who cares?)

After my recent encounter with the cops, I can't say that they are all bad. Some still use common sense and actually weigh out the situation before acting on it. But there are only few cops like that out there. The rest of them are a bunch of power tripping assholes.

smokin weed in a church is the sh*t.our dealer was a security guard at some church in detroit.baked out the bathroom then explored the sh*t outa the place.

I actually smoked up inside of a church twice and on top of one once. A couple friends and I broke into the basement of a church and smoked in there, did that twice. Then the night I was put on probation my friend and I went up onto the roof of a church and smoked up there.

at the peak of theyre bitching
you shoulda stripped nude and tooken a huge shit right there in front of everyone. look up at the silence
and just walk away

God is watching you get high, and he isnt happy.
Just kidding we all know god isnt real. I used to go on weekend long Christian youth retreats. We'd sneak off and find somewhere to smoke joints.

your going to hell no really you are faggots.............j/k who am i to judge anyone lol

I cant fuck with cops at all...1 more thing and im fucked.

man... i was too much of a lil bitch back when my mom cleaned the fuckin place.... i had keys to fuckin every where man in that building... i coulda toked up in the baptism place if i wanted... i went to easter sunday baked.... but hey, im sure youve all been there before, nothin new there, fun tho

Its better when at church. Just something about it.