I did the fucking funniest thing in the world yesterday. I was at a fireworks show at a local church because I heard they had some good stuff. I'm on probation so I can't smoke weed. One of my friends had some papers and I said, "Hey, let me get one.".

I sat down on the curb and broke up some grass (from the ground) and rolled it up into a joint. Now there are about 3,000+ dogmatics there. I light it up and act like I'm having a great time. It burns about halfway and I can't stand the taste of burnt grass anymore so I put it out and threw it in the bushes and just as I do, the sheriff walks up to me.

He asked me if I had marijuana on me so I told him to go ahead and search me. He said he believed me and walked away. I started to walk again and this dumb ass lady comes up holding a baby yelling at me dragging the cop behind her.

"You're gonna tell me that I didn't just see you over thur lightin' up a joint!" I didn't really listen because she was an annoying hick and the way she was slinging her child all over the place it almost made me feel pity. I called her a bitch and she turns to the cop and bitches about me cursing at her and his reaction is:

"I didn't hear it."

I ended up getting searched twice because about 10 people were throwing bitch fits about me. It kept me entertained that night.

nice one, sounds like something i would try lol

Ha Ha thats great. when i was in high school we broke into a church and hot boxed the kid room and they had a f***** with a big bag of cookies my friends went to town on those. not as funny as your story but hay i like to avoid interactions with 50s cant have those fucks remembering me for when i do have shit on me.

That is so nice lol. I don't have the balls to mess with cops

lol strangely enough dried grass was the first thing i ever smoked.... ahh the good ol' days in 9th grade...

Fuck, I smoked dry grass in like 3rd grade cause one of my friends said that thats what weed is.

I rolled some up in some thik ass computer paper too and lit it up.

I didnt know any better.

Shit, the first time I smoked weed I was in fifth grade. The cops around here are pretty cool with me. I don't really like them but I suck up a lot.

Dierke oh man thats mad funny. Lol, your friemd musta been prety retarded. I hope he's learned better by now ha.

Dumb.......

You should of smoked a real spliff and fought the cops.

Fuck the cops

I agree, I fucking hate cops. All of the ones I've encountered have been assholes. The cops around here are pretty chill if it's First Thursday or Marley Fest because they know they can't arrest the majority of the city, haha, but other than those times, they can be real bitches.