my parents are thinking of making me go to a psychiatrist. i got a great idea. if i were to fake some disorder, then he would prescribe me drugs to fix it, right? well, what type of psycho meds will get you high. i see the best part of this being that i am on probation and i can't get in trouble for having it in my system and my mom will have to pay for it too.

so what disorder is fixed by being given drugs that may have a side effect of intoxication?

hearing voices/hallucinations.

or anxiety/panic

i could tell you the kinds of meds im prescribed.

Fake ADD and get prescribed Adderall or Concerta speed is always nice to trip on

i cant fake ADD. my parents already know i dont have it. i have an iq of 151 and i have skipped a 2 grades and i work diligently on homework every night.

@taintedxlove

what types of meds could i get for that?

dude your psychiatrist cant prescribe medications i dont think.

Psychiatrists can, psychologists can't.

ah, see i knew i was close.

Yes, seriously. I'm going to be tested soon for learning disorders, most likely I have ADHD, ADD, or dyslexia.

what kind of meds would you get for dyslexia?

........I'm pretty sure none.