When you are in the Hospital/Rehab/School getting a Drug Test. This is how you pass it. It's discusting, but its for the Desperate.
Before I start telling you the Recipe, I must say, This works. My friend did this, major stoner, and came out with nothing.

What you need?

- 1 Sandwich Bag

- 1 Thumbtack


Now what?

- The Day before the Test Take the Sandwich bag, and piss into it, then hide it somewere with a small amount of the bag open. (Trust me It's worth it)

- take the bag, Zip it up, and find a way to sneak the Bag into the Bathroom.

- Take the Thumbtack, and poke a few holes into it (Don't Spill), and wait for it to fill in.

- Dispose the Evidence, take the Sandwich bag and Crumble it so Hard and Wrap it in toilet paper, and flush it down the toilet.

- You'll come out with a Negative Test.


**Commen Sense, Don't smoke weed before you do it. -.-

hmm are you sure this works i had a friend who tried something similar and they still got busted. then again they could have gotten it wrong, but if it does work awesome!

You're an idiot.

Ever tried a cap full of bleach diluted in about 6 gallons of water and a half a bottle a cranberry pills this works cause I've done it and so have all of my friends

Bleach accually burns your insides depending on your blood type. So don't always listen to everyone on this site.
And Farewell, Lol. I said it was for the desperate.

That makes it even worse. That won't work...

So eat your words, don't listen to what some people have to say on this site, like yourself, because you're a flamming retard.

no one said youad to listen so wats your problem, because it obvious you have some. if people want to read whats here let them, you're the flamming retard.

dude you eat fucking poppy seeds you asscunt.

if you smoke like a week befor the test the piss in the bag will still have thc in it how does that work, you realy are the dumbest fuck ever

Did I or didn't I say it's for the Desperate?
Poppy Seeds have traces of Heroin in it, so that will add onto the conflict. Thinking your on Heroin.
Superfly, when your parents get suspicious, you stop smoking like a smart person. And the bag will not have THC in it because THC evaporates in a Liquid form at the Temperature of 60*F. The littlist THC will NOT be shown on the Drug test, if it does, Tell them you were around someone that was smoking.