Well today I was bored and I went to see what kind of mushrooms were growing in my woods and shit like that. So I snorted a few adderalls so I would think clearly and I was off. My first stop.

Well one of my neighbors has a dog and it shit in the grass so I see what looks like spider web but much stronger in consistency Im guessing its some sort of micelium (my-seal-e-um). I found it on allmost every piece of dog shit on the bottom of the grassy hill. This part of the grass recieves the least sunlight but it still gets a decent amount.

Next at the top of the hill near the woods edge in a dirt/grass/mossy spot I found these mushrooms with little to no stem/stalk and they had this hard rock shell like cap. They were tanish with brown spots (not round spots random square looking spots). When I cut open the inside it was all black/grey it was also hard like the outside. I then found a bigger one of these I found this one was squishy. So I tore it open and the inside rather than being hard like the other one it tured to dust and some of it flew away in a cloud. For some reason I spit on the black dust on the inside of the mushroom and much to my amazement it repeled the water rather than turning into a mud like material the spit would just roll of the dusty shit. Im guessing this one was at the end of the life cycle getting ready to die and give off spores. I'm guessing the dust like shit inside of it might have been the spores.

The next mushrooms I found were little white ones I found it the woods among the many pine needles and rotting logs. They were white caped with light brown stems, but they were incredibly tiny about 2 cm. The caps didn't have a consistant shape. Some would be round some would be square I even found one that was sort of heart shaped which I thought was pretty cool looking. They felt just like a little twig so they were woody. For some reason I tossed one in my mouth and swallowed it, I'm just hoping they weren't deadly.

I'm gunna keep mushroom hunting because just studying them and looking at them is very interesting and I don't know why. I'm planing on getting a camera so I can put pictures up of some of the ones I found so you can get the picture of what I'm describing to you. Im gunna keep an eye on the dog shit micelium to see what kind of mushroom they grow if they grow any.

EDIT: Lucky post 777

EDIT again: holy shit thats like the longest post I've posted that wasn't any sort of spam or binary.

You know can get this mushroom book my mom has... I just have to find it, but it has every shroom groing in America and its gives the dosages you should take and everything else. I will find it and get back to you.

I have a mushroom book... lol Hold on... I'll tell you the name.

EDIT: My mom will be like "CAAARLOSSS. What the fuck, you're not gonna go shrooming so why are you looking at that book?"