would that work on one of the ones the state or county or whatever would give you?? or would it just tell them that its bleech??

it wont work at home and the state watches you anyway. this will not work. jonlord is a dumbass

Someone close this nonsense.
please.

God you guys need to learn some biology.
Saliva is an amylase enzyme, breaks down starch in to maltose, or simple sugars for you. Whatever they are testing for will not be a starch, they can probably detect drugs as much in your spit as in your urine. Best bet is probably to fill the pot up with water if you are in a toilet, then piss a tiny bit or something to give it colour, might work...

listen, u need to simplify this.

if u are taking a test from your parents, then all u need to do is get some water and some food coloring.

take the water, add three drops of yellow food coloring until it looks like piss. if you can find a way to make it smell like piss, more power to ya. but by all means, if ur dirty, no matter what, dont piss in the cup. i filled the cup 3/4 full with water, and the rest with piss, and there was STILL enough thc to set off the test.

anyways, take ur fake piss and hide it under the counter or in a cupboard in your bathroom, cause ur parents arent gonna make u piss in front of em. and if they do. then u need to get good at putting it in a condom, taping it to your leg, and makin it look like ur pissing.

but you need to make it warm, so id reccomend using hand warmers, or if there is a hot vent in your bathroom, hold it in front of that. they check the temp.

then how the fuck can you POSSIBELY win a state drugtest??
i got in trouble at school and im taking a test sometime this week, but i havent smoked in like a a week and a half, but it was like everyday before that..

they watch you???
wtf!
thats not cool!

niacin. (10 character limit is dumb)

niacin doesnt cleanse your system. drink as many gallons of cranberry juice you can. it gives ya the shits, and it makes u piss every twenty minutes. do this for about 4 days before the test. then make sure u piss before u take the test. so u get out more metabolites.

drink 8 gallons of water. and do what you can as far as moving and eatin ghahahaha

(it's hard)

onc all the water passes through you, you are MUCH cleaner. if your a casual smokr it should do the trip as long as you do this like 6 days max before

if your a heavy smoker

HA!