I am not smoking a male plant... Lol.

hahah word dude

i don't feel like reading through. im sitting in my car stealing internet and smoking a joint.

so if nobody has said anything you need to "germinate your seeds"

also here's a tip on gender: you want 1 male to ever 3-5 females when you are first starting out. thinking of it this way. plants are just like animals. you have to make your cows reporduce
there's always a bull for every 30 or 40 cows, notice that? same thing with weed. if you want eh good bud you have to let the male fuck th females but you can't have the males over power, and besideds the mals are worthless except to allow to grow big and strong continually

your gonna want to start with 4 trees. grow them till youc an tell their gender. that's easy to look up how to tell . then kill all males but one and keep the females. if not females keep the one male growing because he's gonne be nice and stout for your young females. just grow four more until you have a female
and keeping growing more and killing off males
when you have a good crop of them
start cloning your females.

oh and btw, when i say kll it, i mean let it grow till you can get hi off like putting th leaves in the microwave and then smokinga joint that gets youa bit hi type thing. don't waste weed hahaha

if you need a germination metthod i have a good one. i'v used it twice andi know that another guy i walked throw growing used it too. his plants are beautful so i've heard.

shwag-aholic's anonymous?

hahahaha you don't know shit, sit the fuck back down

hahahahah you fuckin retard, that's just for the temp, a lava lamp doesn't provide the plant UV ray's - which are necesary for photosynthesis.

dam that's like 4th grade biology you dumb fuck

yes that's the basic idea but of course every grower has his own recipe on this particular thing. but just starting out that's a good schedule to go by. and btw, you want NO light on th hours with no light. im talking like in a closet with the towel over the shit type thing i n ahuge box

I don't think anyone added this, but don't smoke cigarettes around the plants. Go in another room, or outside completely, just do NOT smoke cigarettes around the plants. It's not good for them.

Haha, maybe that is why I quit! Lol... I have the bud sticking out of the soil already as I planted the seed four days ago. The germination method I used was a secret that my dealer shared with me... hehehe...

Haha that could explain why every time I try to grow they die. Me and my girl smoke like chimney's in my apartment.

For germination i just wrap the seeds in a towel (not a really thick one), then let the bottom of the towel soak in a cup of water for 3 days. seems to work.

i use two plates water and paper towels

ive never grown but i remember this germ. trick i learnd i like 3d 4th grade with pea plants take a piece of paper towl make it damp fold it to bout 6x6 fold it in half around the seed and put it in a plastic bag closed in the sun like on a window sill. if u got an extra seed try it
i know its kinda the same as some of the shit i see here but fuckit knolage is power mwahahahahhaaaa weeeeeeeeeeeed =

when you germinate seeds arnt u supose to put them in a dark damp and warm place ? like in wet paper towel in a ziploc bag near a heating vent ?