Alright, I'm just wondering if there's anyone out there who knows of any cures for paranoia. Whenever I do some cocaine, even if it's just a little, I'm just super paranoid the whole time I'm high I often end up doin' all my coke too fast so I don't get caught, or swallowing the balloons. I hate paranoia, but I love coke, so how can I fix this problem? One day I got so paranoid from shootin' up that I hopped in my car and drove all the way out of state cuz I thought the cops were after me LMAO and I broke my cell phone in half one time so the po-po's couldn't find my dealer's number. Anyone got any funny paranoia stories? Let me know.

I get high on my paranoia

Yea I dont really get paranoid that much anymore but I used to get so paranoid when I smoked. Once when I was like 15 me an my buddy left my house at like 2 in the morning to go hook up with my other friend that had never smoked before. An we smoked like 10 bowls an he thought he saw 9 cops walking towards us when we were all in this big ass field just smokin in the middle of it. It was funny cas then he started sprinting away sayin theres cops all over run. An me an my other friend were just like no man just chill an he thought cops were following us all night.

When I was younger I was walking through haverhill trippin sack (ate an eighth of shrooms) and I just smoked a blunt and a few bowl packs. I was really fucked up. Anyways everytime I would see a car coming I would think it was a cop so I would start getting paranoid and start freaking out. But once my friend gave me the ciggarette I chilled right out and didn't give a shit about fuck.

The moral of the story is.... cigarettes is good.

Any time I do coke I get kinda sketched out and paranoid over semi stupid things. But its not too bad.

yeah, shrooms make me mad paranoid, cus i start to think everyone knows im on them.

weed=paranoia........ HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right,

My friend was had just ate an 1/8th of shrooms once an he saw a PIG sticker (its a skateboarding brand) an he said it told him it was gonna kill him. So the rest of the night he was tweakin out looking for the pig to come an kill him. The sticker looked like this.....

HAHA that's classic. The pig told him he was gonna kill him haha. One day I was trippin' so hard offa coke i went out back to have a cigarette and I swear I saw my neighbor aiming at me with a bow & arrow so I ran inside my house and grabbed my .22 pistol and was just waivin' it around in the air yellin' "you want some muthafucka!? Come get some!" LOL then my dad wakes up and he was like "what the fuck are you doing?!" haha cuz there really wasn't anyone there. My mind plays tricks on me like nuthin' else when I'm high.

Verdict, you're the type of person no one wants to be around while you're high.

And to stay on topic, the craziest thing ive done because of paranoia was to take a shower because i perceived my own thoughts to be an outside force telling me to.

Yeah i used to be that way but that's when I first started snortin' coke. But now it's just second nature to me so I don't trip out at all anymore. Anyone who's done coke knows what it's like... every car you see looks like a cop lol. I used to hear police sirens the whole time I was high on coke! Of course it was all in my head tho.

My uncle used to see midgets running around in his yard while he was on meth. They scared him shitless.

how does weed get you paranoid? I walked into a bank with my trench coat on with four other guys cuz one of them was putting in a deposit. everyone was staring, but i was so relaxed. thought it was funny.