the best is when the light actually turns green and you just sit there. untill the last moment again and then you go and every one in back of you gets stuck at the red light again

or your like my other friend who though that the stop sign was like a red light and she just sat there at it waiting for it to turn green

hahah that stop sign thing is really runny..but usually i dont go when the light turns green when im sober, i always space out some where else and the light will be green and then people start to honk, and that pisses me off so ill sit there so that everyone gets stuck and when it turns yellow ill hit the gas.

When it comes the stop signs: No Cop, No Stop.

That reminds me of a joke

This man goes and pics up a friend; this is the first time his friend has rode with him. They are driving down the road a his friend notices a red light up ahead, but the man doesn't stop he runs the red light; the friend ask why he ran the light and he says because his brother does it. They come to another red light, and yet again he runs it; the friend thinks nothing of it and remains quiet. The run another light, and another. They then come up on a green light and the man stops; his friend ask why he ran all those red lights, but stopped at this green light; the man replies, "my brother might be coming."
was it funny?

A mate and I went out driving after a bottle of vodka in his sisters car lol was wikked at 3.00 in the morning wheel spinning and driving up on the curb and over peoples grass

My friends and I have a tendency to beat the shit out of people who drive drunk, ever since we lost a really good friend to a drunk driver... at 4 in the after noon no less. RIP Sami.

Edit: Shit, sorry for necroposting. Not fully awake if ya know what I mean.

drunk....driving......w00t?
i don't think so.

They could've lived.

no.... the guy was cut in half..... i would have posted that pic too but i couldn't find it

Yeah, You can see half a body in pic three, and a pile of goo in pic 4. Hooray for drunk driving. If you want to be an idiot and risk your life, do us all a favor and let us live ours in peace. In essence, if you want to get drunk and drive, find a b***** to do it off of.