Okay so heres pretty much the situation.

I havent been able to get high at my house for maybe bout 2 years and i want to change that. Complications I will get kicked out or maybe just lectured dont kno but still thats just as brutal if not worst then getting kicked out if caught. Reasons why i want to do this now after so long is cause the peoples houses i go to to get high i hate them and they suck but i put up with them cause well i want to get high. Also i really do nothing all day but sit around on the computer, watch tv, fuck around outside or sleep. And alcohol is just not enough for me(plus hangovers suck major ass).

Now i kno a few things that i use to get away with like not smoking in the house or like "taking walks" but i'm in a new place and i dont think my old tricks will cut it anymore, living with a sort of "cop" figure now.

So any help on how to get away with smoking around my house would be awesome. Or should i maybe just go for making ganja butter at those other peoples houses and come home and have hidden "brownies" in my room?

I'd like to add that i live out pretty much in the middle of nowhere, big front and back yards, where dont really talk with neighbors and i dont think they are much to worry bout cause pretty sure they are "farmers"

So heres what i think should cover my ass so far, if you see any flaws or suggestions to add please and thank you:

1.) Only outside when they are not home and not near the front door, or the back door if the wind is blowing towards "inside" direction.
2.) Outside near back fence where there is best coverage and hardly ever visited but also goo spot to see if any one is coming home without being seen.
3.) Keep shit hidden out there so that house never gets that change of smell. seeing as how my aunts a neat freak and no one smokes or anything so a smell of smoke would be noticed.
4.) after smoking wait bout 20 or more minutes outside so as to air out my clothes and whatever.
5.) Use of Visine and febreeze.

so yea thas all i got right now.

Are you familiar with a blow-tube?

Either that or get a hobby.

Hobby? That would mean I would have to actually take an intrest in something and care bout it. All hobbies of mine end the same, after a week lose intrest and leftovers end up somewhere in the corner of my room. So yea more info on this blow-tube?

Empty toilet paper roll stuffed with a couple dryer sheets, exhale through it. Don't leave it laying around.

Still think you need a hobby, or a boyfriend. Wait, what you doin?

Thats a good one so i can just exhale in that and there would be no smoke on my clothes/hair or like finger nails and shit like that right? good one

As to the what i'm doin... just a little drunk and fighting my "alcoholic instincts" to kill that brand new just opened absolute vodka bottle off. Fuckin sucks I don't think I'm gonna win that fight I really want that bottle. Know what I mean. Now stay on track goddamn it, I kno what your goin at but none of that.

There will be smoke, but it will smell like dryer sheets. You do get a funny taste in yer mouth though.

Ah, vodka. I have about a shot or two left in the freezer. None of that explensive shit though. I don't pay more than 15 bucks for a 1.75 of that stuff.

i meant no smoke like smell, but exactly how will i end up with a funny taste in my mouth from exhaling?

Idk. I can't explain it but it happens. Maybe the aroma is just that strong?

well i'll be leaving town soon so i'll be trying whatever tricks given here a try and i'll see what you mean by that "funny taste"

Also what do you think bout those caps they sell for bowls? arent they supose to be a sort of "weed saver" but also make it so the weed doesnt burn but with that there is less smoke... i need to go google some things now.

I was intrested in getting a vaporizer but those bitches are expensive. Anyone kno if those work really? with the smoke anywhere and no ones the wiser?

I am not familiar with bowl caps. I have no useful info on vaporizers.