Well, I am completely done with my probation all except for one thing. I have to do an alcohol and drug assessment. There is this thing called the vista program and i had an appointment for the 3rd, the person didn't show up to administer the assessment because they didn't feel like it. I tried again on the 10th (today) and they said I wasn't scheduled for an appointment and I made the fucking appointment at the office on the 3rd. I got pissed and cursed out the lady at the front desk. She told me to leave or she would call law enforcement. I am so fucking tired of it. The next possible appointment is on the 21st and i have some kush calling my name.

My PO isn't that bright. She just wants a paper saying I don't have a drug/alcohol problem. I was wondering is anyone could find a website that has something on it like a mini test or even just a document where i can fill in my name or something.

I am so fucking tired of probation. I raped google in both O's repeatedly for someghing and I am lost.

Please...Anyone... ASAP

Patience man.

The longer you wait the better the high will be.

Patience will pay off in the end.

I Have Been Waiting For 3 Months!

Don't get your hopes up, because I had to do that shit right when I got on probation and regardless of weather you have a drug problem or not, they will often just say you do because of their supervisors. I scored far from an addict on the test but they said that I still had a drug problem.
But, in all honestly, I really wish you good luck. Maybe you will get some better people for it than I did.

hahahahah i had drug an alcohol assesment its sum gay shit.

Yeah, it is pretty gay. I just want a fake certificate or paper saying I'm good. Does anyone know what it would look like? Can you make a fake? fast?

Photoshop/fireworks+basic understanding of program=rape

Please note I suggest not actually doing this

Then your high will be great! Just wait until the 21st.

AHHHH! Stop telling me that! I have a quarter sack of weed open sitting in front of me (Purple haze) and I'm smelling it and staring at it. I will die soon if I don't smoke some of it. A little part of me dies each moment of sobriety.

Please someone help me.

Get fucking high then. Indulge and then you won't be able to get high again for while.