Can't really understand what you want to get done by php. What these scripts you posted may be used for? Defaced page?

really easy dynamic scripting in php:
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<?php

// check if the page ?page variabel is set, and set the $page variable to be the one from the url
if ( isset($_GET["page"]) && $_GET["page"] != "") $page = $_GET["page"];

// if its not, the page is home
else $page = "home";

if ($page == "home") {

echo "text to display on the 'home' page";

}
elseif ($page == "about") {

echo "text to display on the 'about' page";
}
else {
echo "text to display if invalid page, if the page variable don't match any of the above 'pages' ";
}

?>

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if you want to navigate trough these different "pages" if this file is called index.php,
create links like this:

<a href="index.php?page=home">home</a>
<a href="index.php?page=about">about</a>

Well, I've always wanted to learn PHP, I learn quickly, I'd just like to have someone to teach me.

I'm 16...
asdf

classes are to damn slow... get a book and start coding. It isn't that hard especially if you have ever done java or c++

Yeah? and? You can take highschool classes as a freshmen and/or sophomore (like I did). I'm only 17.
buuut..............

What Xon said is probably a better idea.