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worst jokes you've heard

hey i am looking for people who have the weirdest most fucked up jokes ever. just post them here..
ill start.

What is the worst part about fucking 4 year olds? getting the blood off your clown costume
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Punk is a culture started in the 70's by the same music movement. The point of the culture was like the music, be yourself and disregard the angry emotions it may stir up. No longer a real culture, only a burned image with the values behind it lost, you can see it in stores such as Hot Topic. People No longer understand it was always about being yourself and not being anyone's shadow.
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suck my cock and shut up
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Punk is a culture started in the 70's by the same music movement. The point of the culture was like the music, be yourself and disregard the angry emotions it may stir up. No longer a real culture, only a burned image with the values behind it lost, you can see it in stores such as Hot Topic. People No longer understand it was always about being yourself and not being anyone's shadow.
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get to the other side.

I think i won...
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Wipe Your bloody dick on her hobbit.
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when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking
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A: To get to the other slide.
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I HAVE A DREAM! A DREAM OF A BETTER WORLD, A WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS ROADS AND NOT HAVE THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED!...
o, and here's this http://dead-baby-jokes.com/introduction.htm
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