No ones hard, the only hard thing in this world is my cock, and my.... ehhhh I don't even feel like finishing this lame wannabe joke, so ill leave you with this, also just so yall know im not racist for shit no more haha like I noticed alotta shit this year, well last one to be correct. I've been kickin it with alotta diffent people and smokeing weed with bloods and shit, bloods are pretty cool, well some of em are, and well anyways heres the best nigger joke I ever heard and on top of it all, a black dude told me this joke, What takes 9 months to take a shit?


























A nigger, now if you don't get it, im not gonna bother explaining it, it's pretty fuckin straight foward lol.

li didnt really understand it at first, but i do now that palm3r cleared it up, thx lol

everyone at my school says "thats what she said" after everything.... sometimes its funny but its mostly over used.

My friend and i use this one all the time "nice comeback.... now wipe it off your chin."

I usually don't use burns, instead, I say "shut the fuck up you _________."
In the blank there is a blend of any number and any letter:
1. penis a. viking
2. cock b. ninja
3. schlong c. samurai
4. dong d. connesuir (spelled wrong)
you get it. but I never use the same one twice.

testicle shitting rectal wart

Idiot. That is retarded.

wow....this is a burn thread and the best you can do is "idiot?"

Shitting dick nipples... XD

What is more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?

The live one in the center eating its way out.

whats the difference between cutting up a baby and an onion?



You don't cry when you cut up a baby