thats one of those ones where you sorta have to be there, good one though if you came up with that

Your momma's so fat when my druggie friends ask me who's got rolls, I point them in her direction.

As far as fat jokes go, I think these are some old, but good ones:

Your momma is so fat, that her shadow makes a dent in the ground.

Your momma is so fat, that when God said let there be light, he said, "get your fat ass out of the way."

Your momma is so fat, that when she runs she makes the CD played skip--at the radio station!

Your momma is so fat, we're in her right now.

Your momma is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Your momma is so fat, that she has her own gravity.

Your momma is so fat, that when you cut her she bleeds gravy.

Well, that's all I could think of for now, but I've got some more.

Lets start out with other Jokes. I like baby jokes because it makes alot of people sick.

1. Why do you put a baby in a blender Head first?

2. Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

3. How do you get a baby in a blender once its already ground up?

4. Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

Answer Em ^^

a bunch of kids here stole dane cooks shit and are like "i wanna punch a baby" after everything, so i decided to up it, and be like "i never wanted to punch a baby till your mom tole me she was gunna keep u."

lol deo those are good, tell us more, plz plz!

i like this one

Twisted your a twat.

Thats not a burn. I have no self control.

yeah twisted that a pretty gay one and really doesnt like... make sense? its lame...

how does it feel to suck cock-bag?

Anyone wanna answer mine ^^ the answers are perty funny