So, for the past 3-4 years I have been a religous drinker.....I've been drinking for way longer then that, but again, for a few years now, have had ATLEAST 3 beers a day....And it's been starting show, getting that beer gut n' shit....

So, after countless months of searching for a good diet, trying to work out and run, yeah, i'm not losing it, even tried Hydroxycut, didn't work, my face got thinner, got some muscle back, but, beer gut stayed.....

Come to find out, there is only 2 ways to lose this gut of mine.

1.Over-Time don't drink.......Yeah, running wont help the beer gut, I just cant drink for a long extended period of time.....And, I could probably hold out through the week, but on the weekends when it's time to party....Cant help myself....

2.The Master Cleanse Diet.....Yes, you can shed 2 pounds a day with this diet , and that is a proven fact. HOWEVER.....Doctor recomends that you drink a glass of water with 2 tablespoons of seasalt the night before you start the diet, it is to flush your system of toxins and prepare your body for the diet...

Well yeah, I took a big gulp of this seasalt water smoothie about 45 min. ago.......And yeah, was puking for 30min. atleast......

THAT WAS FUCKING GROSS

Drink up dude.

I drink hard liquor everyday. It helps me sleep and helps me get drunk.

Just drink hard liquor not beer.

Can hard liquor give you a beer gut or not a beer gut but some sort of gut?

a hard liquor gut consists of a 6 pack of abs

Hahaha, right the fuck on.

When considering stopping drinking, the following phrase is useful. "My liver is evil and must be punished"

You could always... cut it off. I have a friend who removes beer bellies for a living. Very cheap.

That statement means the exact opposite of what you think it means.