....sounds WAY too sugary for my tastes. Why my friend describes them as an "orgasm in your mouth" is beyond me.

You Americans eat so much crap.

I second that.

Marmite and vegemite and anything else thats not deep fried FTW

You should try mullet gizzard stuffed squirrel deep fried with a zucchini batter.
Dipped in crawdaddy head juice.

...and a stick of butter as an appetizer, topped with sugar and chocolate syrup?

No....
Beer Batter Fried Blue Crab Claws.
Or maybe a dozen fresh shucked oysters.
We eat good here.

idk about oysters..but

beer battered shrimp + ketchup = the best food ever

lobster is a close 2nd, and prime rib

Every had crawdaddy stuffed lobster?
When you cut it it looks like it's giving birth.
With a bit of gumbo rue on the side.

Well if it's lobster, it must taste damn good.

I also forgot to say stone crab claws taste good too...and good old FRENCH fries. Fuck calling those "freedom" fries...I went to a restaurant and ordered french fries, they corrected me saying freedom fries, and I was like "fuck that," it is "FRENCH FRIES DAMNIT..."

i hope they didn't spit in meh food

"Excuse me, waiter, would I get a side of thickly julian sliced Idaho potatoes deep fried to golden brown perfection with a pinch of salt? And bring me some ketchup too"