Originally Posted by blindskater2846

lol i drew not a swastika cus im not that fucked up but some upside down crosses and inverted pentagrams on peoples driveway and they came out and made me scrub it off with my hand. they said if i didnt they would call the police. it kinda hurt my hands after a while

Originally Posted by deceased vitality

O.K...this is a repost from a while back...

How to send a car to hel!!!
1. place ham or any packaged meat on the body and hood of the victims car the acid in the meat will strip the paint of the car and cause a nice polka dot pattern on the vic's car.

2.place a potato in the victims muffler in all events the car wont start or the muffler will become a nice potato launcher.(warning potato will fly like hell)(or blow muffler)(or car wont start)

3.fill the victims winsheild washing fluid with red food coloring..(will freak anyone)

4.break a pencil off inside the victims locks

5.stick the victims tail light wires into his gas tank so when he turns it on Kaboom!!! ( add an estes rocket primer to the ends for sure reaction)

6.get about 2 cups of powdered sugar and pour it into the victims gas tank ( the sugar will crystalize and the whole motor will have to be flushed or reassemlbled)

7. get some chlorine powder and place it into the gas tank and run you have about 1-20 seconds before the whole car explodes. (make your own delivery system)

8.get a key and key the side of the car.

9.get an acid bomb and place it inside the car then when done run like hell this will blow out the windows.

10. get a glass jar make it into an acid bomb and place it under the car directly in the middle so when it explodes the glass will blow out the tires.

11.get a shitload of smokebombs tie the fuses and light em and throw em in the car.

12.get an m100 and some 100 mile an hour tape...tape the m100 to the winsheild put a shitload of tape over it cover it in a square but cut a hole in the tape for the fuse to stick out of next light the fuse this should blow out the window in a circle pattern without cracking the whole winsheild or window now reach in unlock the door and steal everything....(Overkill)

13. this is a really sick one get a bunch of roofing tacks and some duck tape now place the sticky side of the tape facing up and stick a bunch of tacks on top of the sticky side facing up now you have a simple spike strip place this on top of the tires of the vic's car when he starts rolling no matter wich way itll totally shred the tire.

14.fill the victims cars air conditioning system with ammonia sulfide.

15.get a tire iron and unscrew all of the nuts on the victims tires.

16. get a car jack and cement block the dumb assess car (removing the wheels and leaving cinder blocks under the tires)

17.get a car jack and some freinds and turn a car on its side...(dont really need the jack)

18.slowy and carefully with a razor blade etch away at the tire until you feel its integrity has been compromised...(when driving down the road the dumbass will experience a violent blowout make sure to A cut the inside of the tires and B the front tires)

19.get a hose and hook it up to the muffler then leave it in the car when the vic gets in the car and starts it the car will slowly fill with carbon monoxide a deadly gas wich makes it so oxygen molocules cannot attach to the cells so whoever breathes it pretty much suffocates and dies.

20.Get some draino crystals put them in a ziplock bag and put it in the gas tank run like hell..ever additional bag adds about 5 minutes..(covering bags)

21.(maybe a repost?) get a syringe a ping pong ball and some liquid chlorine insert the chlorine into the ping pong ball with the syringe then cover it with epoxy or silicon then place in vic's cars gas tank...(newer models gas tanks seem to be too small for the pingpong ball trick try something plastic as the container so the gas will eat through it)

22.unplug the victims intake hose...(no damadge but is fun to watch)

23. (original) place about 2-4 lbs of thermite directly above the gas tank and light...(RUN LIKE FUCK)

24.micro weld the vic's locks with magnesium ribbon...

25.connect a taser to the victims door handle thats always on with both prongs connected to 2 different parts of the handle (make sure you've used an insulator so it doesn't ground out on the handle) so when the vic grabs the handle he completes the circuit Smile

26. take about a tylennol sized peice of pure magnesium some fishing string and a good sized fishing weight and rig it so when the vic put's his can in gear the magnesium drops into a styrofoam cup of water...(pure magnesium+water =baaaad idea)

27.sticky note the victims car...

28. give it an epoxy paint job...

29.drill about a million quater inch holes in the hood...

30.drip oil on the engine so as to cause it to smoke (oil burning) makes sense if you've ever incorrectly changed your oil and got it everywhere...(trust me)

31.Fill and unleaded tank with diesel (another simple one)

32.freeze the tires with liquid nitrogen or Freon coolant....causes the rubber to become brittle and bust (especially when they heat back up)

33.superglue a million pennies to the victims car...

34.put bread all over the car and let the birds do the rest....

35.place fish everywhere in the car,under,in the tailpipe....(better method let the fish get a little ripe in the sun for a few days)