This one is a little fun for all of us. Simply post what you think tommorows headline will be, and the newspaper it is from. Ill Start:

From "The West Australian":
-Prime Minister Announces "Catch Phrase Tax"
-Zombie Bunnies Capture U.S Soldier, Make demands.

From the U.S.

Hurricane Gustav Hits "New Orleans, the black community now knows for certain...god is white and racist"

i could see Rudd the incompetent moron trying to pull something like that

So Could I!

From "The Australian"

-World Condems Russia, Russia says "Stop me, Asshats".
-Greens announce plan for light rail in Perth, ALP announces plan to lighten rails
-Rudd spouts bullshit about "Working Families", Nelson Announces opposing yet equally bullshit plan.
-Castro on Gustav: "At least it was more challenging of the "Bay Of Pigs" thing, fuckin yanks".

--New York Times--
Crazy man claims to be prophet and leads a revolution that is threatening to overtake the big apple. On other news the crazy coco puff creatures continue to plague me.

~The New York Times~
-United States Government discovers Chinese plot to infect lucky charms with the bird flu.
-New discovery leads scientists to believe all forms of cancer can be cured by AIDS. They're now doing tests on large grasshoppers.
-Congress finally rules any use of the word "short" and any synonyms to be illegal in order to help raise the self esteem of midgets.

~The West Australian~
-Rounding Up immigrants for death: 10 simple tips for citizens vigilanes.
-Blood Sacrifices: who does your god want you to kill.
-New Orleans flees heavy storm, rest of world pisses self laughing.
-The dropping world economy: Why its only bad for poor people.

Madman asassinates George Bush.
From newspapers across the U.S.

Only a smart man would assassinate him. lol.

Anyway: President finally legalizes marijauna in US

Thats how you know its a joke.