this one time when i was drunk with my best friend we went infront of the bar in the town we live in and bought a gatoraide outta the vending machine and took it back to my house and i took a dump in it n then we broke into the same vending machine and put it back in the vending machine and some how afro engeneered it back together...
and this other time i got caught stealing a xmas tree from walmart and i told the cops that i was retarded and didnt knwo any better and they said that if u expect us to believe that then u are a retard

can any one beat that???

i caught my cock on fire with gasoline on accident.

lmao you are a retard dude.

I took a drug test and used water.
it was cold as hell, and i told them ive always peed cold.
almost got in juvi for it lol

xD when i tackled a kid down a flight of stairs the first week of school and almost got aep, i said i did it for the lulz on accident. >< that was actually an accident

i took a dump on the winshield of my superindent's car the first day of school this year

Superindent...


XD I pictured a paragraph with the first word on the far right side of the paper.

i have a poloroid of it hanging in my locker he was supprised to say the least

Lulz@Your avatar. Nuff said.

lol basically it was well thought out

Mega duece I am way too distracted by your freaky avatar to even bother to read what this thread is about.