the killers thread

[Exploding_viper]

ive seen threads that turn out bad. so i though i would start one.
hope it gets stickyed

imagine all the users here are in a room, anything you want will happen except for instant death to all.
think of guns, you get guns, think of knilves, you get knives, think of lube and condoms, you get it.

so im in this room and i see deathlord888 and *throws a teddy bear with a hole in it* go wank you stick and get fucked *winks at him then throws stabs him with a handle for a dagger

[deathlord888]

so i am dead?

[Exploding_viper]

no your undead, *pulls out dick and demands a BJ

[deathlord888]

thats not my thing man haha
ask your mom tho hers are amazing

[Sionyx]

ask your mom those hers are amazing

and instead of you having to pay her, she pays you for the pleasure of sucking your dick.

hmmm.... i should look her up again.

[numerator-91]

i get a rusty hatchet and hack to death everyone who gave me a negative vote

[Exploding_viper]

and i hook num in the back with a meat hook for giving me my first infraction 7 and 1/2 months ago

[numerator-91]

you would have deserved it

[ramalamafafafa]

Then i burst in with many hand grenades yelling "WHICH ONE OF YOU F*****G C***S WANTS TO F*****G DIE FIRST".

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

*walk into room* is this the AA meeting? where the hell is the stale donuts and cold coffee?? this meeting sucks